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cybermalled adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the kitchen as a shop with a very limited range. cybermaniaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every household appliance inspires excessive enthusiasm. Eldean was cybermaniaed and applauded the kettle for reaching boiling point. cybermanifestoed adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a household programme, printed on the back of a receipt. Rakiah was cybermanifestoed and issued demands concerning cushions and hydration. cybermanned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the body largely biological and the decision-making entirely electronic. Nodra was cybermanned and followed the microwave's blinking light to bed. cybermapped adj. Drunk to the extent of charting the route from sofa to glass of water as unexplored territory. Vina was cybermapped and drew a careful route around the coffee table. cybermarketed adj. Drunk on the strength of an online bargain, despite already owning three identical kettles. cybermarketinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and promoting ordinary household objects as indispensable innovations. cybermarketplaced adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting domestic trade between the sofa and kitchen. Shali was cybermarketplaced, offering biscuits in exchange for the remote control. cybermarriaged adj. Drunk by closing time, and solemnly joining the sofa to the coffee table for life. Sophiaann was cybermarriaged and declared the sofa and table legally inseparable. cybermartyred adj. Still drunk, and convinced that fetching water from the kitchen is an online persecution. cybermediaed adj. Too drunk to read anything except the messages displayed by the microwave clock. Kledi was cybermediaed and treated the microwave clock as the evening's newspaper. cybermedicined adj. Sufficiently drunk to administer remote treatment from the sofa, beginning with a glass of water. Xendaya was cybermedicined and prescribed hydration without leaving the sofa. cybermentoringed adj. Emboldened by drink to offer unsolicited guidance through the pub Wi-Fi, with the confidence of a life coach. Lakissia got cybermentoringed and advised the barmaid on managing difficult customers. cybermessaged adj. Slowed by drink to send a short note by computer in several separate instalments. cybermilitanted adj. Drunk and conducting a vigorous campaign online against a grievance nobody at the bar had mentioned. Erneshia got cybermilitanted and began denouncing pub carpets on three forums. cyberminded adj. Drunk to the point where your thoughts appear to be processed by a machine with a faulty keyboard. Dorotea went cyberminded and answered every question with a loading pause.