cybermobed
cyberneticianed

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cybermobed adj. Drunk enough to gather a virtual crowd behind a minor pub dispute. Faisa got cybermobed and recruited strangers online to debate the jukebox. cybermoneyed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing electronic funds from the loose change in your pocket. Elfredia became cybermoneyed and tried to pay for nuts with a banking app.
cybermosqued adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a quiet online place of worship seems preferable to the pub. Xachary got cybermosqued and joined a prayer stream from the gents. cybermuseumed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every online collection into an urgent evening excursion. Demariae got cybermuseumed and gave the bar a tour of virtual Roman pottery. cybermythed adj. Drunk, with the result that every rumour received online is repeated as settled local knowledge. Leiyah got cybermythed and announced that the pub cat had once been mayor. cybernamed adj. Drunk to a degree that requires an invented online identity before ordering another round. Damoni got cybernamed and introduced himself to the quiz team as ‘Lord Pints’. cybernarratived adj. Drunk to the extent of turning the evening into a long online story with unnecessary subplots. Yolinda got cybernarratived and began blogging the dispute over the last pork pie. cybernated (/ˈsaɪbənætd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of nationalist argument conducted from a mobile phone at the bar. Shawdae got cybernated and posted three patriotic messages before the crisps arrived. cybernationalismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and organising patriotic feeling through every available network. Torsha got cybernationalismed and composed a flag-based manifesto on a beer mat. cybernationalisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and campaigning online for the interests of a nation nobody had asked about. cybernationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to run the pub by remote control. Tori got cybernationed and tried to automate the landlord’s closing routine. cybernauted adj. Still drunk, and voyaging through the internet as though the pub Wi-Fi were open space. Leonord got cybernauted and attempted to navigate home through virtual reality. cybernavigationed adj. Too drunk to find the lavatory without consulting a map of the internet. Delaina got cybernavigationed and followed an online route to the pub’s own toilets. cybernerded adj. Sufficiently drunk to explain computer matters to people who have only asked for a lager. Sheyla got cybernerded and described the till’s operating system over crisps. cyberneted adj. Of a drinker: connected to everyone in the room, though the connections are not carrying useful information. Roee got cyberneted and linked every table to an argument about the jukebox.
cyberneticianed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the pub’s queue, taps and toilets as one system requiring control.
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