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cyberneticismed adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and finding a systems-based solution to every disagreement. Ermma got cyberneticismed and proposed feedback loops for settling darts disputes. cyberneticisted adj. Loosened by drink into explaining the morning's bodily systems as feedback loops requiring further coffee. Kanisha woke cyberneticisted and adjusted her shower temperature by observing increasingly unreliable responses. cyberneticizationed adj. You have drunk enough to turn ordinary pub procedures into automated feedback systems. Sherlynn got cyberneticizationed and tried to automate the passing of the crisps. cyberneticsed (/ˌsaɪ.bə(ɹ)ˈnɛ.tɪksd/) adj. You are drunk and attempting to regulate the whole evening through messages, signals and poorly timed instructions. Chloe-jo got cyberneticsed and tried to control the darts match by text. cybernetworked adj. Of a drinker who has connected every conversation, device and nearby stranger into one unruly web. Cheriah got cybernetworked and added the barman, taxi app and quiz team to one chat. cybernewsed adj. Describing a drinker who reports every pub development online before anyone present has witnessed it. Ebay got cybernewsed and announced the spilled pint before the cloth arrived. cybernoired adj. Drunk in a way that makes the bar seem morally compromised and the kebab somehow inevitable. Tamba sat beneath the neon sign, cybernoired, awaiting a betrayal that turned out to be chips. cybernovelled adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires hyperlinks and no discernible conclusion. Kayle got cybernovelled and sent three messages before reaching the point of asking for the address. cyberocracied (/ˌsaɪbəˈɹɒkɹəsid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening is governed by information, technology, and whoever has the charger. cyberoffenced adj. Drunk to the extent of committing a serious online transgression, namely replying ‘cheers’ to the wrong message. Astrin went cyberoffenced and sent the landlord a photograph of the empty crisp bowl. cyberoffensed adj. Drunk on the strength of which a minor message becomes an international incident requiring a formal apology. Brunelle got cyberoffensed and declared war on the family group chat before losing the phone. cyberoffensived adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a determined campaign against the phone's autocorrect. Senen grew cyberoffensived, launching repeated attacks on the word ‘definitely’. cyberoperationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and undertaking a covert operation whose objective is finding the loo. Sneha went cyberoperationed, reconnoitring the corridor with unusual military discretion. cyberoptimismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and confident that technology will improve society once it finds the takeaway menu. Raynathan was cyberoptimismed, promising to solve hunger with an app while ordering chips. cyberoptimisted adj. Still drunk, and convinced that every difficulty can be resolved by downloading something. Behrouz remained cyberoptimisted, searching for an application capable of locating his other shoe. cyberorganizationed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an online institution from a queue at the cashpoint. Lenae became cyberorganizationed and asked the takeaway counter whether it had a governing body.