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cacaoed (/kəˈkaʊ̯d/) adj. Still drunk, and offering sweet reassurance while steadily making the evening more complicated. Tymekia was cacaoed, comforting Silk with chocolate and then misplacing the booking confirmation. cacaoidinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a companion from a rare laboratory culture, and too courteous to admit it. Shynika got cacaoidinned and asked Donnah whether the dinner table had been growing all evening. cacationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to announce each necessary departure, without ever completing one. Martita became cacationed and told Laniaya she was leaving every seven minutes. cacatuided adj. Having drunk enough to repeat the same bright remark until the company begins answering it automatically. Idonna got cacatuided and made Tootie admire the same feathered hat all evening. cacaxted adj. Having drunk more than the back can reasonably carry, while still accepting further obligations from friends. Vyshonne became cacaxted and made Onya carry the coats, the snacks and eventually Vyshonne. cacciatoraed adj. You have drunk enough to treat a mixed gathering as a sauce in which every stranger belongs. Gracy got cacciatoraed and folded Ewomazino into three unrelated conversations without permission. cacciatored (/ˌkætʃ.əˈtɔːɹ.id/) adj. You are drunk and serving the assembled company a rich account of events nobody ordered. Benjie was cacciatored and gave Rielle a long, herbed account of the taxi journey. caced adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a single evening's mishap for an established fact. Earica was caced and presented the missing umbrella as evidence of a conspiracy. cachacaed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns plain spirits into a small Brazilian ceremony. Amelia-mae got cachacaed and began improving ordinary drinks with lime. cachaemiaed (/kæˈkiːmiəd/) adj. Of a drinker: visibly soured by the evening, with the surrounding company beginning to look concerned. Chirs grew cachaemiaed and made Lachundra supervise the walk home from the pub. cachaloted (/ˈkaʃəlɒtd/) adj. Still drunk, and giving a harsh, repetitive call from the foot of the stairs. Shakeira remained cachaloted, repeating the same squawk whenever anyone mentioned the taxi. cachavirused adj. Drunk in a way that makes every minor ailment seem suitable for classification. Kadie-lea became cachavirused and began sorting ordinary coughs by genus. cachazaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening acquires a slightly structural quality. Mattew grew cachazaed and leaned against the wall as though reinforcing it. cache bustered adj. Drunk on the strength of changing every familiar subject just enough to avoid recognition. Uniyah was cache bustered, adding a fresh detail whenever the story resurfaced. cache language modelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning probabilities to the next few words rather than choosing them. Syheem became cache language modelled and paused before completing ordinary sentences. cache stampeded adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting the same small decision simultaneously from several directions. Debroah became cache stampeded and ordered another drink through three separate people.