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cybersicknessed adj. Drunk to the extent of experiencing the room as moving in virtual reality, particularly on the stairs. Alyssa-mae became cybersicknessed and waited for the stationary carpet to stop swaying. cyberskillsed adj. Drunk on the strength of technical ability that does not extend to walking in a straight line. Porter got cyberskillsed and demonstrated impressive keyboard work before falling against the desk. cyberslackered adj. Drunk since last orders, and committed to postponing every physical task until it becomes theoretical. Reena went cyberslackered and answered work messages from beneath the table. cyberslackinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and using every available screen to avoid standing up. Braedan became cyberslackinged and completed no work except a lengthy search for the exit. cyberslandered adj. Drunk by closing time, and spreading allegations online with the balance of a badly parked bicycle. Elijah-blu got cyberslandered and accused the banister of abandoning him halfway upstairs. cyberslanged adj. Still drunk, and speaking in internet abbreviations sufficiently obscure to impede both speech and movement. Eliud became cyberslanged and described his fall as an unexpectedly physical update. cyberslaped adj. Too drunk to deliver criticism directly, but able to indicate displeasure towards a screen. Lafay got cyberslaped and sent the chair a reprimand after walking into it. cybersleuthed adj. Sufficiently drunk to investigate the missing step, despite having just stood on it. Taeron became cybersleuthed and searched the hallway for evidence of the stair he had overlooked. cybersluted adj. Having drunk enough to mistake unsolicited online attention for a navigational aid. Jakevis got cybersluted and invited the wrong contact to guide him down the stairs. cybersmuted adj. Slowed by drink to mistake the pub's ordinary notices for material requiring private browsing. Manase, cybersmuted, spent ten minutes shielding the coat-check ticket from people who had not looked at it. cybersocietied adj. Drunk and treating the pub's online review section as a society requiring a governing committee. Racyn, cybersocietied, appointed the barman moderator of the evening's increasingly formal discussion. cybersociologied adj. Drunk enough to assign social consequences to every phone, message and unanswered invitation. Alezae got cybersociologied and blamed the taxi app for changing the evening's friendships. cybersociologisted adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every delayed reply, stumble and silence as evidence about society. Jaslean became cybersociologisted and interpreted the quiet staircase as a major social trend. cybersouled adj. Drunk past the point of locating the self anywhere except inside the pub's strongest available signal. Nakasha, cybersouled, asked whether the coatroom ticket contained the essential part of her. cyberspaced (/ˈsaɪ.bəˌspeɪsd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary geography, with the journey home occurring somewhere between messages and missed turns. Brogun, cyberspaced, followed the map through a closed car park and called it a route. cyberspacetimed adj. Drunk in a way that makes each message arrive before the thought that supposedly produced it. Haras, cyberspacetimed, ordered the next round after receiving confirmation that it had already been cancelled.