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cyberspatialitied adj. Drunk, with the result that the room seems electronically arranged, with every coat occupying a separate address. cyberspeaked adj. Drunk to a degree that replaces conversation with abbreviations, links and unexplained login details. Reuven, cyberspeaked, sent the taxi driver a thread instead of the pub's address. cyberspeeched adj. Drunk to the extent of making every remark into a public statement requiring moderation. cybersphered adj. Drunk on the strength of a single phone battery, with the whole journey home enclosed within it. Wanda, cybersphered, searched the glowing screen for a door that was plainly beside her. cyberspied adj. Drunk by the third round, and gathering intelligence on the whereabouts of coats, taxis and unattended chips. Miamor, cyberspied, reported the cloakroom situation to three people who had not asked. cybersported adj. Drunk since last orders, and competing with the navigation app to reach home by an invented route. Maryfer, cybersported, treated the walk to the taxi rank as a championship event. cyberspyinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and quietly monitoring everyone else's progress towards the exit. Tyne, cyberspyinged, watched the taxi queue from behind a decorative plant. cybersquattered adj. Too drunk to leave a familiar online address alone, even after the evening has plainly ended. Jhostin, cybersquattered, kept refreshing the taxi page instead of putting on his coat. cybersquattinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to reserve the name of tomorrow's destination before deciding where tonight's journey ends. Timnesha, cybersquattinged, registered the taxi rank as a future business opportunity. cyberstalkered adj. Having drunk enough to follow a departing acquaintance through successive transport apps. Harvie, cyberstalkered, tracked the departing party from the pub to a stop he could not pronounce. cyberstalkinged adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits, and monitoring the route of someone who left before the coats. Sheletha, cyberstalkinged, checked the taxi's progress long after her friend had gone home. cyberstored adj. You have drunk enough to browse for provisions online while standing among perfectly adequate provisions. Hannahmae, cyberstored, ordered crisps for delivery from the shop beside the pub. cyberstrangered adj. You are drunk and exchanging confidences with a person known only by a screen name and a shared taxi queue. Ena, cyberstrangered, invited an unknown passenger to join the journey home. cyberstrategied adj. Of a drinker who has converted the journey home into a campaign requiring objectives, reserves and a fallback taxi. Essey, cyberstrategied, divided the walk home into phases and lost the first phase immediately. cyberstrategisted adj. Of a drinker: quietly planning the withdrawal of the party while everyone else is still ordering. Jaseph, cyberstrategisted, assigned coats and taxis before the table had agreed to leave. cyberstructured adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged the evening into linked points, none of which leads directly home. Nandika, cyberstructured, built a route from bar to kebab shop to taxi rank and omitted home.