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cyberstuded adj. A drinker who, online or otherwise, regards the last round as a personal introduction to everyone present. cyberstudented adj. Drunk, with the result that every explanation is sought online and none is accepted from the person present. Rihcard got cyberstudented and consulted three websites before agreeing that the glass was on the table. cyberstudied adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting fieldwork in cyberspace while neglecting the much nearer conversation. Braycen got cyberstudied and researched the bartender’s surname during the toast. cyberstudiesed adj. Drunk to a degree that the social consequences of the internet require a seminar, preferably delivered to oneself. Ilhaan became cyberstudiesed and analysed the pub’s group chat as a new social institution. cybersubcultured adj. Drunk on the strength of an obscure online affiliation, and consequently unwilling to explain the badges. cybersuckered adj. Drunk since last orders, and credulous enough to accept a stranger’s username as professional authority. Miyla got cybersuckered and sent the supposed moderator her bank details over dessert. cybersuicided adj. Drunk by the third round, and coordinating one’s worst decisions with strangers met online. Yazaira became cybersuicided and organised a simultaneous departure from four unrelated parties. cybersuited adj. Drunk by closing time, and exhibiting capabilities apparently supplied by equipment rather than sobriety. Kahn, cybersuited, claimed the coat had improved his reflexes and challenged the revolving door. cybersurfered adj. Still drunk, and browsing every available subject without remaining on any of them. cybersurfinged adj. Too drunk to remain with the company, yet perfectly able to roam the internet’s less consequential waters. Crol became cybersurfinged and spent an hour riding through unrelated websites beside the silent television. cybersurgeoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to perform delicate remote operations with the confidence of someone whose hands are elsewhere. Anne-sophie got cybersurgeoned and attempted to repair the radio from the opposite end of the room. cybersurgeried adj. Having drunk enough to conduct an operation at a distance, chiefly by pointing at the required apparatus. Adalin became cybersurgeried and ordered the kettle’s recovery from across the kitchen. cybersurveillanced adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits, and monitoring every digital trace for evidence of disapproval. cybersymposiumed adj. You have drunk enough to convene a conference online, with yourself as chair and the absent as audience. Tayeshawn became cybersymposiumed and delivered opening remarks to the dormant household group. cybersynagogued (/ˌsaɪbə(ɹ)ˈsɪnəɡɒɡd/) adj. You are drunk and conducting solemn communal business in a virtual place that has no chairs. cybersystemed adj. Of a drinker: connected to several unrelated conversations, each transmitting a different and incomplete signal. Jamiul became cybersystemed, linking the taxi driver, his sister and the barman into one discussion.