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cybertalented adj. Of a drinker who has acquired conspicuous technical confidence without any corresponding command of the device. Toi got cybertalented and attempted to configure the pub’s television with a teaspoon. cybertalked adj. Describing a drinker who communicates in abbreviated internet idiom, to the bafflement of persons nearby. Aithan became cybertalked and answered the landlord’s question with three acronyms and a thumbs-up. cybertarianed adj. A drinker who regards every shared bottle as a private enterprise and resists all regulatory interference. Avanna got cybertarianed and objected to the round system as an infringement of personal liberty. cybertarianismed adj. A drinker so far gone that digital liberty is invoked to justify refusing the household’s simplest arrangements. Frann became cybertarianismed and rejected the shared taxi as collective overreach. cybertariated adj. The state of being drunk and performing repetitive digital labour for negligible reward, usually by choice. Abigaile became cybertariated and spent the evening approving identical comments for no discernible reason. cybertaxonomied adj. The condition of a drinker who classifies acquaintances into increasingly elaborate digital categories. Prisca got cybertaxonomied and sorted the guests by platform, temperament and likelihood of replying. cyberteachered adj. The drunkenness of one who instructs others remotely, chiefly because they have been asked to stop touching the controls. cyberteachinged adj. Reduced by drink to instructing an unseen class through a screen, with the curriculum changing every minute. Arbaz got cyberteachinged and taught the silent laptop how to open a spreadsheet. cyberteamed adj. Softened by drink into treating every online contact as a colleague in a project of uncertain purpose. cyberteched adj. Still drunk, and trying to restart the kettle by tapping its side before breakfast. Edis was cyberteched, repeatedly refreshing the empty inbox while waiting for toast. cybertechniqued adj. Sharpened by drink into applying a computer-based method where ordinary conversation would have sufficed. Addyline got cybertechniqued and attempted to resolve the disagreement through a shared document. cybertechnologied adj. Too drunk to distinguish the bedroom light switch from a device requiring an update. cyberterritoried adj. Sufficiently drunk to claim the landing as sovereign space and charge visitors a password. Lafonzo was cyberterritoried, guarding the landing with a mug and several invented access codes. cyberterrored adj. Having drunk enough to disrupt every household connection, beginning with the wireless speaker. Danyela got cyberterrored and unplugged the router before attempting breakfast. cyberterrorismed adj. You are drunk and taking down the household's communications one cable at a time. cyberterroristed adj. Of a drinker: still issuing hostile messages to devices which have shown no hostility. Urika was cyberterroristed, threatening the unresponsive kettle with permanent disconnection.