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cybertexted adj. Of a drinker who has spent the morning sending messages whose links no longer explain themselves. Minas woke cybertexted, surrounded by sent messages addressed to people from the previous decade. cybertextualitied adj. Describing a drinker who has made the morning's recovery depend on navigating several contradictory links. Yanice was cybertextualitied, following three routes to the same glass of water. cyberthefted adj. A drinker who has quietly acquired every charger in the house and remembers none of it. Fowler woke cyberthefted with three unfamiliar cables in the bedside drawer. cybertheoried adj. The state of being drunk and treating last night's messages as evidence of a comprehensive system. Jawana woke cybertheoried, arranging the phone's notifications into a theory of breakfast. cybertheoristed adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast becomes an academic argument about the internet. Deedy was cybertheoristed, explaining the social meaning of cereal to an empty chair. cybertherapied adj. The drunkenness of one who has conducted an online counselling session with the kettle as witness. Joshewa woke cybertherapied and described the previous evening to an unopened laptop. cybertherapisted adj. The condition of a drinker who confides in a screen because the room is still judging them. Eryss was cybertherapisted, typing apologies to a search bar before breakfast. cyberthiefed adj. Reduced by drink to borrowing the nearest charger and regarding its owner as a remote abstraction. Oradell was cyberthiefed, leaving breakfast with someone else's cable in a coat pocket. cyberthreated adj. Softened by drink into a vague online warning, particularly concerning the state of the kitchen. Raven was cyberthreated, posting a gentle warning about the dangerous condition of the sink. cyberthrillered adj. Sharpened by drink into suspense over whether the phone, keys and dignity will be recovered. Audrea was cyberthrillered, treating the search for her keys as a morning investigation. cyberthuged adj. Loosened by drink into abusing the router, then apologising to it before breakfast. Aliiyah was cyberthuged, calling the router names before carefully returning it to the shelf. cybertopiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to believe the morning would run perfectly if everyone followed your network plan. Tyshun was cybertopiaed, promising a flawless breakfast through better household connectivity. cybertopianed adj. Drunk enough to champion a perfect online society while ignoring the message notifications beside it. cybertourismed adj. Slowed by drink to visiting familiar websites as though each were a foreign country. cybertouristed adj. Drunk and wandering through old accounts, surprised by the customs of your own morning. Hannon was cybertouristed, browsing an obsolete profile as though visiting a museum. cybertowned adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen becomes an online community with bylaws and moderators. Joemy was cybertowned, moderating an argument between the kettle and the toaster.