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cybertrackinged adj. Drunk enough to reconstruct last night's movements from browser history, receipts and one missing shoe. cybertrafficked adj. Drunk past the point of directing messages sensibly, with every notification joining the morning queue. Quamane was cybertrafficked, sending messages through every available device before breakfast. cybertrailed adj. Of a drinker: leaving a trail of confident messages across the internet, each worse evidence than the last. Ileah got cybertrailed and announced the private toast to everyone online. cybertraininged adj. Of a drinker who has rehearsed online confidence until every ill-advised decision feels professionally certified. Justi got cybertraininged and offered unsolicited investment advice in the group chat. cybertransactioned adj. Describing a drinker who authorises purchases online before considering either the price or the address. Bode became cybertransactioned and ordered six lamps for delivery to the pub. cybertrapped adj. A drinker who mistakes an online snare for an opportunity and steps into it confidently. Laho got cybertrapped and entered his card details beneath an obviously false competition. cybertrashed adj. A drinker so far gone that the internet becomes a receptacle for every thought not worth keeping. Cecel got cybertrashed and posted the entire argument, including the parts nobody had heard. cybertravelered adj. The condition of a drinker who journeys through cyberspace by instinct, confidence and several wrong links. Thiyash became cybertravelered and reached a gardening forum while seeking the weather forecast. cybertravelled adj. The state of being drunk and moving through cyberspace without arriving at the intended destination. Aanyla got cybertravelled and spent an hour navigating towards a website already open. cybertravellered adj. The drunkenness of one who wanders online with the assurance of a person who has a map. Claudiane got cybertravellered and confidently followed a link into an obsolete archive. cybertrespassed adj. Reduced by drink to entering private digital territory without permission, then calling it networking. Lilac got cybertrespassed and attempted to log into a colleague’s laptop during dinner. cybertrespassered adj. Softened by drink into an unauthorised visitor to private systems, with little sense of the boundary. Ddnald became cybertrespassered and asked whether the locked computer was free to use. cybertronicsed adj. Sharpened by drink into designing electronic controls for a problem that was plainly mechanical. Liliany got cybertronicsed and proposed software for a sticking cupboard door. cybertroopered adj. Loosened by drink into broadcasting political slogans online with the confidence of a paid operative. Georgiaann became cybertroopered and defended the council’s bin policy to strangers. cybertutored adj. Emboldened by drink to teach strangers online, despite having misunderstood the question entirely. Taziya got cybertutored and explained algebra to someone asking for a train time. cybertyped adj. Slowed by drink to repeat an inherited stereotype online, mistaking familiarity for evidence. Atrayu got cybertyped and posted a stale stereotype beneath an unrelated news item.