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cyberwritinged adj. Too drunk to compose anything offline, but capable of producing several paragraphs to the family group chat. Cierre got cyberwritinged and documented the kitchen's silence for everyone to read. cyberzined adj. Sufficiently drunk to publish a small household magazine, chiefly concerning snacks and the recovery sofa. Phinneas became cyberzined and issued a midnight edition about the missing crisps. cybiided adj. Having drunk enough to move across the sofa with the slow, streamlined assurance of a mackerel. Keyuna became cybiided and glided from the sofa towards the kitchen without bending. cybisteroned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can sensibly hold, and now chemically committed to the kitchen floor. Analyss got cybisteroned and settled beside the kitchen tiles with a glass of water. cyborged (/ˈsaɪ.bɔː(ɹ)ɡd/) adj. Drunk and half mechanical in manner, operating the fruit machine with organic persistence. cyborginged adj. Drunk to the point where the pub has converted your ordinary movements into a partly mechanical routine. cyborgismed adj. Drunk enough to exist between human conversation and the automatic service of the bar. Shantasha became cyborgismed and answered every question with a coin for the till. cyborgizationed adj. Drunk past the point of conversion from conversational person into bar-operated apparatus. Robbins was cyborgizationed before last orders, responding to the bell without reflection. cyboriumed adj. Of a drinker: vaulted over the proceedings, with four points of support and no evident liturgical purpose. Sheridyn grew cyboriumed and presided over the table from beneath an improvised canopy. cybotaged adj. Drunk beyond the point of sabotaging the pub’s systems, beginning with the card machine. Naython went cybotaged and repeatedly cancelled the card payment while insisting it was contactless. cyboteured adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the card reader, till and Wi-Fi mysteriously unreliable. Leellen got cyboteured and made the card reader refuse three perfectly good transactions. cybrarianed adj. Drunk, with the result that every digital reference behind the bar is being catalogued aloud. Lueseal became cybrarianed and explained the pub’s entire playlist from memory. cybrarianshipped adj. Drunk to a degree that operating a virtual reference desk seems a reasonable use of the evening. Davidmichael went cybrarianshipped and offered the bar a searchable index of local bus times. cybraried adj. Drunk to the extent of containing several unrelated facts, all available on request and none checked. Chee got cybraried and became an online reference collection for dubious pub trivia. cybrided adj. Drunk on the strength of combining two incompatible conversational selves in one seat. Josedejesus was cybrided, alternating between solemn advice and loud requests for crisps. cybridizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and fusing separate conversations into one improbable hybrid. Copper became cybridizationed and joined the darts discussion to a story about allotments.