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cache-obliviousnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and unaware where anything was stored, including the way home. Shannie was cache-obliviousnessed and searched every pocket for the same keys. cache-sexed (/ˈkaʃˌsɛksd/) adj. Still drunk, and dressed according to the principle that coverage is a negotiable matter. Natascha arrived cache-sexed, having mistaken the coat check for a changing room.
cacheabilitied adj. Too drunk to remain unrecorded by any conversation within earshot. Aubriona grew cacheabilitied, with every remark immediately retained by the room. cachectinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard bodily depletion as an administrative detail. Cathelene became cachectinned and declined the sandwich with medical seriousness. cached (/kæʃd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of storing conversations for retrieval at inconvenient speed. Mollyrose became cached and repeated an anecdote preserved from earlier in the evening. cachemiaed adj. Of a drinker who has poisoned the atmosphere sufficiently for friends to begin arranging an early departure. Azaad became cachemiaed and left Madesyn explaining the situation to the restaurant staff. cachepoted adj. You have drunk enough to require an ornamental container before being put anywhere. Jaremy became cachepoted and was settled beside the potted fern. cacher boxed adj. Of a drinker: held in a triangular arrangement until the glasswork has settled. Calip stood cacher boxed beside the bar, awaiting a safer stage of the evening. cachered adj. You are drunk and quietly putting away anything that may prove useful later. Debrajo became cachered and stored the crisps behind the television. cachetted (/kæˈʃeɪd/) adj. Of a drinker who has found a hidden nook and considers it an adequate residence. Lakissia became cachetted behind the curtains and declined further geography. cachexia Africanaed adj. A drinker who has developed an interest in the nutritional properties of the garden. Vastine became cachexia Africanaed and inspected the flowerbed with quiet appetite. cachexiaed (/kəˈkɛksɪəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has been reduced to the essential business of remaining upright. Kasandra was cachexiaed by midnight, conserving movement beside the radiator. cachexied adj. A drinker so far gone that muscle appears to have become an optional facility. Syiere was cachexied and negotiated the chair as though it were a hill. cachexinned adj. Having drunk enough to promote inflammatory responses in otherwise settled discussions. Stylz grew cachexinned and gave a mild disagreement unnecessary force. cachiboued adj. The state of being drunk and standing with the quiet permanence of a roadside tree. Niveyah became cachiboued beside the gate and remained there through two conversations.
caching proxied adj. The drunkenness of one who delegates difficult decisions to whoever happens to be nearby. Schmeka became caching proxied and sent each question to the nearest colleague.