cyclaminned
cycle pathed

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cyclaminned adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening's grand botanical mystery resolves into a person asleep beside a flowerpot. Taggart became cyclaminned and solemnly defended the flowerpot as a matter of horticultural principle. cyclandelated adj. Drunk to the extent of widening every vessel in the room, particularly the one containing the crisps. Khalei grew cyclandelated and treated the narrow doorway as a circulatory obstruction.
cyclaned adj. Drunk on the strength of a closed loop of reasoning, which presently deposits you beneath the table. Doniece became cyclaned and returned to the same argument by way of the lavatory. cyclarbamated adj. Drunk since last orders, and relaxed to the point of accepting the coat stand as therapeutic furniture. Mickela was cyclarbamated and reclined against the umbrella stand with medicinal confidence. cyclarthrosised adj. Drunk by the third round, and pivoting continuously while attempting to leave the conversation. cyclased adj. Drunk by closing time, and dressed for a medieval procession which terminates at the kebab shop. Annebelle grew cyclased and swept across the pavement as though summoned to court. cyclated adj. Still drunk, and administering a grand dilation to the pupils whenever someone mentions the bill. Kholie remained cyclated and examined the receipt as though it were a minor astronomical discovery. cyclazocined adj. Too drunk to distinguish a narcotic from a nap, and presently committed to both. Dunya became cyclazocined and slept through the solemn presentation of the taxi fare. cyclazodoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to require stimulation for the purpose of sitting down. Romeisha grew cyclazodoned and reorganised the condiments before attempting her chair. cyclazosinned adj. Having drunk enough to make a formidable molecular declaration, then lose the house keys. Yarenis became cyclazosinned and recited the label before mislaying her keys in the bread basket. cycle chorded adj. You have drunk enough to connect distant points of the evening, though neither point is where expected. Ortha grew cycle chorded and joined the cloakroom to the dessert menu in conversation. cycle clipped adj. You are drunk and fastening yourself to the nearest available garment as though preparing for exercise. Janaa became cycle clipped and secured her cardigan before crossing the carpet. cycle grouped adj. Of a drinker: reduced to the kernel of the evening, namely the part involving chips. Shannequa became cycle grouped and retained only the essential information about the takeaway. cycle laned adj. Of a drinker who has appointed a narrow strip of pavement as a private route home. Mckynley became cycle laned and refused to deviate from the paving beside the road. cycle of fifthsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to descend through the conversation by musical intervals, arriving at last orders an octave below sense.
cycle pathed adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home must be segregated from all other traffic.