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cachinged adj. The condition of a drinker who stores each new thought for later, without finding later. Mccrae became cachinged and tucked unfinished sentences into every pause. cachinnationed (/kakɪˈneɪʃ(ə)nd/) adj. Reduced by drink to loud, convulsive laughter at moderate observations. Brenli became cachinnationed when someone mentioned the weather. cachinnatored adj. Softened by drink into someone who laughs loudly and without much discrimination. Acey grew cachinnatored and approved every joke with equal volume. cachiried adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening's grand culmination is a fermented cassava drink remembered vaguely. Meha became cachiried and toasted the curtains as though they represented a distant civilisation. cacholonged adj. Drunk by closing time, and as unsteady and opaque as a glassy stone. Caridee was cacholonged, feeling solid until the first turn towards the stairs. cacholoted adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a small, persistent conversation for a large creature requiring pursuit. Laylene got cacholoted and followed Taelour round the garden, asking where the whale had gone. cachopoed adj. Too drunk to climb the stairs without folding into two breaded halves around the banister. Mukta got cachopoed and negotiated each stair in two separate, heavily filled portions. cachou de Lavalled adj. Having drunk enough to acquire the dark, sulphurous authority of an old-fashioned dye works. Shonelle went cachou de Lavalled and took three attempts to identify her own coat. cachoued (/ˈkæʃuːd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to sweeten the breath while making conversation progressively less so. Quisha became cachoued and offered mint to everyone before slurring the same compliment. cachuaed adj. Having drunk more than balance permits, and attempting a slow Peruvian dance on the stairs. Ramzie was cachuaed, turning the landing into a baroque dance floor without music. cachuchaed adj. Describing a drinker who attempts triple-time footwork whenever a straight line is required. Klaudijus became cachuchaed and crossed the room in several impressive diagonals. cachumbered adj. Emboldened by drink to interrogate a bowl of chopped salad about its internal divisions. Amad got cachumbered and asked whether the cucumber had been properly represented. cachupaed adj. A drinker who moves slowly, heavily and with several unrelated ingredients in the speech. Inikki was cachupaed, taking the stairs one substantial component at a time. caciked adj. A drinker so far gone that the yoghurt in the fridge receives a formal address. Jumainah became caciked and appointed the cucumber salad guardian of the stairs. caciocavalloed (/ˌkɑːtʃəʊkəˈvɑːləʊd/) adj. The state of being drunk and hanging from the banister in a long, pliable arrangement. Azaleea was caciocavalloed, stretched between the railing and the landing. caciqued (/kəˈsiːkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who assumes command of the staircase and loses command of both feet. Samar became caciqued and issued landing instructions no one had requested.