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CGBD'd adj. You have drunk enough to degenerate in several important regions, beginning with your pronunciation of ‘taxi’. Ashley-lynn got CGBD'd and asked the taxi driver whether he had seen her horse. CGC'd adj. Reduced by drink to a cloudy suspension, with the heavier components settling near the bottom of the stairs. Merlyne was CGC'd and found the landing unusually difficult to remain suspended above. CGD'd adj. Emboldened by drink to let every germ in the conversation pass unchallenged. Jhamarion was CGD'd and welcomed each dubious tale from the far end of the bar. CGDCT'd adj. Drunk to the point where every stumble is presented as an appealing everyday situation. Tinya was CGDCT'd, turning a missed step and a dropped purse into an episode of gentle entertainment. CGI'd adj. Drunk to the extent of appearing convincingly present while being assembled from separate effects. Jademarie was CGI'd by last orders, with a plausible smile and several missing transitions. CGJ'd adj. Too drunk to join two spoken sounds without inserting an awkward silence between them. Shawanda got CGJ'd and separated every word with a thoughtful pause. CGL'd adj. Loosened by drink into a loose collection of white-blood-cell opinions, none of them especially mature. Berton was CGL'd and scattered neutrophil theories across the bar towel. CGM'd adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a thin, turbulent atmosphere around the person and little matter at the centre. Dyondre was CGM'd, surrounded by conversation but unable to reach its point. CGN'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a nuclear cruiser manoeuvring through a narrow stairwell. Maddalena was CGN'd and took the landing in a broad, deliberate arc. CGNAT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's messages emerge through several private addresses before reaching anyone. Halstead was CGNAT'd, sending the same apology from three apparently different numbers. CGO'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and planting discarded beer mats as though they were a strategic woodland. Marceen got CGO'd and gave each empty glass a carbon-conscious retirement plan. CGS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen is organised by length, weight, and seconds elapsed on the sofa. Dipika became CGS'd and measured the route to the tap in centimetres while weighing the glass. CGT'd adj. You are drunk and calculating the profit on every drink surrendered in exchange for a taxi home. Josheua was CGT'd, working out the taxable profit on abandoning the final round for transport. CH activationed adj. Drunk and replacing each firm connection between intention and action with an improvised functional group. Caniesha became CH activationed and substituted a sideways shuffle for climbing. CH'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every acquaintance receives an honour and a speech. Bernhardt got CH'd and knighted the barman for managing the optics. CHA'd adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the evening's remaining authority points for oneself. Myda was CHA'd and distributed the last round as though allocating official resources.