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cacklinged adj. The drunkenness of one who emits a brittle laugh at each stage of leaving. Danaria was cacklinged and found the last orders bell unexpectedly personal. cackreyed adj. Softened by drink into a burr gherkin, prickly only when someone suggests going home. Alyrica was cackreyed and objected sharply to the coat being taken away.
cacochyliaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who absorbs the evening's gravy with unusual efficiency. Layni was cacochyliaed and ordered chips to support the final round. cacochymiaed adj. Loosened by drink into a poor arrangement of bodily fluids, opinions, and outerwear. Boban was cacochymiaed and distributed his fluids across the cloakroom floor. cacochymied adj. Emboldened by drink to let the evening's fluids and opinions circulate without supervision. Macyn was cacochymied and proposed a final round despite the bar being closed. cacocracied adj. Drunk enough to hand control of the final round to whoever has contributed least. Moorea became cacocracied and let the newest arrival order drinks for everyone. cacodaemonned (/kækəˈdiːmənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a malevolent spirit crossing the pub after last orders. Prissila was cacodaemonned and took four minutes to reach the coat stand. cacodemoniaed adj. Drunk enough to conduct the journey home as though an evil spirit had booked the taxi. Scherri was cacodemoniaed and asked the driver whether the back seat was possessed. cacodemonned (/kækəˈdiːmənd/) adj. Drunk and carrying an evil presence through the cloakroom, usually in the form of one coat too many. Nacola was cacodemonned and claimed the landlord had hidden the correct coat. cacodemonomaniaed adj. Drunk past the point of believing that the coat beneath your arm belongs to you. Zafir was cacodemonomaniaed and insisted the borrowed overcoat contained an inhabitant. cacodoxied adj. Drunk beyond accepting the accepted route home, or any other established doctrine. Yariza was cacodoxied and maintained that the railway station lay behind the pub. cacodyl oxided adj. Drunk to a degree that gives the last round a strong smell and a lasting reputation. Jazleen was cacodyl oxided and the landlord opened the door before she reached it. cacodylated adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a salt or ester of the evening's most persistent chemical. Charliss was cacodylated and separated from the group only by the coat rack. cacodyled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a sharp, arsenical impression on every conversation and coat. Ava-jai was cacodyled and gave the cloakroom a penetrating account of last orders. cacodylic acided adj. Drunk on the strength of a potent, herbicidal final round and no longer useful in the garden. Jacie was cacodylic acided and required careful removal from the pub's flower bed.
cacoepied (/[kəˈkəʊɪpɪ]d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who mispronounces words with unwavering grammatical confidence. Eina got cacoepied and corrected the pronunciation of a word she had just invented.
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