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cyclosarinned adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with safe handling of the kettle, the tap or anything else in the kitchen. Sameriah was cyclosarinned, confined to the sofa while somebody else fetched the water. cycloscoped adj. You have drunk enough to measure the rotation of the kitchen, but not enough to correct it. Sherrelle was cycloscoped, watching the room turn while holding the water glass very carefully. cycloserined (/ˌsaɪ.kləˈˈsɛɹˌind/) adj. You are drunk and treating the glass of water as a broad-spectrum remedy for every household complaint. Neytiri was cycloserined, taking water for the headache, the sofa and the general condition of the evening. cyclosilazaned adj. Of a drinker: arranged in alternating stages of sofa and kitchen, with each stage supporting the next. Jovante was cyclosilazaned, alternating between the sofa and the tap in a stable domestic ring. cyclosilicated adj. Of a drinker who has formed a mineral-like ring around the sofa, with water kept within the structure. Zabel was cyclosilicated, surrounded by cushions and refusing to leave the sofa for water. cyclosiloxaned adj. Drunk beyond keeping the conversation in a ring, alternating between two subjects with the regularity of a pub clock. Leobardo went cyclosiloxaned, returning to cricket and rent in a perfectly repeating circuit. cyclosised adj. Drunk in a way that keeps the whole table circulating through the same conversation. cyclosomed adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision is made by a committee somewhere behind the eyes. Mieka became cyclosomed and put the question of another round to an internal committee. cyclosophoranned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you sweetly doubled, repeating each remark in a slightly altered form. Carenda went cyclosophoranned and offered the same toast twice, each version marginally sweeter. cyclospatulaed adj. Drunk to the extent of handling both ends of every disagreement, usually with a beer mat. Asheli got cyclospatulaed and attempted to settle two arguments with one beer mat. cyclosporiasised adj. Drunk on the strength of one bad pint and now treating the lavatory as a seasonal destination. Soffia was cyclosporiasised after one suspect pint and made three solemn visits to the lavatory. cyclosporidiosised adj. Drunk since last orders, and making repeated, unproductive journeys between the bar and the smallest room. Aryo was cyclosporidiosised, pacing between the bar and lavatory without improving either situation. cyclosporined adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes the kitchen cupboard for a transplant ward and guards the biscuits from rejection. Jaiiden got cyclosporined and arranged the leftover sandwiches according to transplant compatibility. cyclosporinemiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying rather more chemistry in the bloodstream than conversation can manage. Danaejah was cyclosporinemiaed by the third round, speaking carefully while her blood did otherwise. cyclosporinned adj. Reduced by drink to treating the sofa as a transplanted organ requiring constant protection from visitors. Gilchrist became cyclosporinned and asked everyone to respect the sofa's delicate recovery. cyclosportived adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the route home as an organised mass-participation event.