cacoepisted
cacomixled

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cacoepisted adj. The condition of a drinker who repeatedly mispronounces words, with professional persistence. Conley became cacoepisted and gave the landlord's surname three increasingly inventive pronunciations. cacoethesed (/ˌkækəʊˈiːθiːzd/) adj. Reduced by drink to compulsive repetition, particularly where restraint would be more economical. Keyair became cacoethesed and repeatedly proposed walking to a pub already behind him.
cacoethicsed (/ˌkakəʊˈɛθɪksd/) adj. Softened by drink into disregarding ordinary morals and calling the resulting habits practical. Valaree grew cacoethicsed and regarded taking the table's condiments as an unremarkable accommodation. cacogamied (/kəˈkɒɡəmid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into proposing a socially indefensible marriage as though solving an administrative difficulty. Vanda became cacogamied and suggested marrying the barman to simplify the evening's accounts. cacogenesised adj. Loosened by drink into a morbidly inventive production of structural monstrosities. Yoshihiro grew cacogenesised and assembled a monstrous hat from napkins and discarded menus. cacogenicsed adj. Slowed by drink to favour the least promising hereditary outcome in every matter under discussion. Yeico became cacogenicsed and selected the least competent volunteer for each successive task. cacogeusiaed adj. Drunk and reporting an unpleasant taste which no consumed substance can satisfactorily explain. Taquanna was cacogeusiaed and blamed the wallpaper for the metallic taste in her mouth. cacographered adj. Drunk to the point where spelling and handwriting have both become speculative disciplines. Crystal grew cacographered and left the taxi driver a note no orthographer could decipher. cacographied (/kaˈkɒɡɹəfid/) adj. Drunk enough to make spelling and punctuation appear matters of private constitutional law. Maradee became cacographied and inserted a semicolon into the drinks order. cacoleted (/kakolɛd/) adj. Drunk past the point of balance, requiring an equal and opposite person for continued conveyance. Tanaia went cacoleted and crossed the courtyard only with Kearsten providing the counterweight. cacologied (/kəˈkɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk beyond the point at which diction and word choice remain subject to public supervision. Renona became cacologied and described the landlord as a moderately sinister municipal appliance. cacomagicianed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary mischief is pursued with the solemnity of wicked sorcery. Rebella became cacomagicianed and attempted to curse the pub's malfunctioning fruit machine. cacomagicked adj. Drunk in a way that applies considerable ingenuity to ends which ought not to succeed. Novela grew cacomagicked and attempted to enchant the till into producing change. cacomeliaed adj. Drunk to a degree that renders the limbs awkwardly arranged and the furniture correspondingly unforgiving. Jaileene was cacomeliaed and negotiated the staircase with one leg apparently under separate management. cacomistled adj. Drunk to the extent of adopting a nimble, arboreal manner and regarding the furniture as habitat. Jacalynn grew cacomistled and travelled across the banquettes by the shortest elevated route.
cacomixled adj. Drunk on the strength of a nimble, raccoon-like disposition and an unreasonable confidence in climbing. Bruin became cacomixled and stored the bar's beer mats beneath a radiator.