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cacoepisted
cacomixled
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cacoepisted
adj.
The condition of a drinker who repeatedly mispronounces words, with professional persistence.
Conley became
cacoepisted
and gave the landlord's surname three increasingly inventive pronunciations.
cacoethesed
(/ˌkækəʊˈiːθiːzd/)
adj.
Reduced by drink to compulsive repetition, particularly where restraint would be more economical.
Keyair became
cacoethesed
and repeatedly proposed walking to a pub already behind him.
cacoethicsed
(/ˌkakəʊˈɛθɪksd/)
adj.
Softened by drink into disregarding ordinary morals and calling the resulting habits practical.
Valaree grew
cacoethicsed
and regarded taking the table's condiments as an unremarkable accommodation.
cacogamied
(/kəˈkɒɡəmid/)
adj.
Sharpened by drink into proposing a socially indefensible marriage as though solving an administrative difficulty.
Vanda became
cacogamied
and suggested marrying the barman to simplify the evening's accounts.
cacogenesised
adj.
Loosened by drink into a morbidly inventive production of structural monstrosities.
Yoshihiro grew
cacogenesised
and assembled a monstrous hat from napkins and discarded menus.
cacogenicsed
adj.
Slowed by drink to favour the least promising hereditary outcome in every matter under discussion.
Yeico became
cacogenicsed
and selected the least competent volunteer for each successive task.
cacogeusiaed
adj.
Drunk and reporting an unpleasant taste which no consumed substance can satisfactorily explain.
Taquanna was
cacogeusiaed
and blamed the wallpaper for the metallic taste in her mouth.
cacographered
adj.
Drunk to the point where spelling and handwriting have both become speculative disciplines.
Crystal grew
cacographered
and left the taxi driver a note no orthographer could decipher.
cacographied
(/kaˈkɒɡɹəfid/)
adj.
Drunk enough to make spelling and punctuation appear matters of private constitutional law.
Maradee became
cacographied
and inserted a semicolon into the drinks order.
cacoleted
(/kakolɛd/)
adj.
Drunk past the point of balance, requiring an equal and opposite person for continued conveyance.
Tanaia went
cacoleted
and crossed the courtyard only with Kearsten providing the counterweight.
cacologied
(/kəˈkɒləd͡ʒid/)
adj.
Drunk beyond the point at which diction and word choice remain subject to public supervision.
Renona became
cacologied
and described the landlord as a moderately sinister municipal appliance.
cacomagicianed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that ordinary mischief is pursued with the solemnity of wicked sorcery.
Rebella became
cacomagicianed
and attempted to curse the pub's malfunctioning fruit machine.
cacomagicked
adj.
Drunk in a way that applies considerable ingenuity to ends which ought not to succeed.
Novela grew
cacomagicked
and attempted to enchant the till into producing change.
cacomeliaed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that renders the limbs awkwardly arranged and the furniture correspondingly unforgiving.
Jaileene was
cacomeliaed
and negotiated the staircase with one leg apparently under separate management.
cacomistled
adj.
Drunk to the extent of adopting a nimble, arboreal manner and regarding the furniture as habitat.
Jacalynn grew
cacomistled
and travelled across the banquettes by the shortest elevated route.
cacomixled
adj.
Drunk on the strength of a nimble, raccoon-like disposition and an unreasonable confidence in climbing.
Bruin became
cacomixled
and stored the bar's beer mats beneath a radiator.
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