cynosured
cyphered

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cynosured (/ˈsɪnəzjʊəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a distant star for a reliable guide and set off accordingly. Connie became cynosured and navigated towards Polaris, which led her directly to the car park. cynthiaxanthinned adj. Having drunk enough to regard a particular yellow pigment as the answer to an unrelated visual problem. Donyale became cynthiaxanthinned and specified the carotenoid for a room that needed repainting.
cyolited adj. Slowed by drink to a household flux, drifting patiently towards the kitchen and the nearest glass of water. cyometriniled adj. Drunk and treating the kitchen counter as a protective treatment for every unattended seed. Marialena got cyometriniled and began arranging sunflower seeds beside the toaster. cyonned adj. Too drunk to distinguish inherited authority from a firm opinion delivered near the fruit machine. Vanya was cyonned and declared the youngest person present heir to the spare bar stool. cypemycinned adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa has acquired antibiotic properties and visitors are discouraged from approaching. Cylvia was cypemycinned, guarding the sofa as though it contained a rare culture. cypenamined adj. Drunk enough to stimulate the household into research, beginning with a detailed study of the fridge. Hai became cypenamined and conducted scientific research on the leftover rice. cypendazoled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing fungal treatment from seasoning, particularly near the evening's supper. Ishfaq was cypendazoled and inspected the mushrooms before allowing anyone to eat them. cyperaned adj. Drunk beyond botanical classification, with the houseplant receiving a lengthy account of the evening. Thalma was cyperaned and explained the sedge family to a silent basil plant. cypermethrinned adj. Drunk in a way that clears the kitchen of insects, crumbs and eventually all reasonable company. Jamerio became cypermethrinned and pursued one imaginary moth beneath the sofa. cyperused adj. Drunk, with the result that every clump of household greenery is treated as a sedge. Ignac, cyperused, identified the curtains as an unusually tall garden specimen. cyperusoled adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an ordinary herbal remedy into the evening's most persuasive solution. Anddy was cyperusoled and prescribed herbal tea for the disorder of having misplaced his slippers. cyphellaed adj. Drunk on the strength of one opening in the evening, now cup-shaped and carefully preserved. Zarhia was cyphellaed, maintaining a precise cup-shaped hollow in the sofa cushion. cyphelled adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small, persistent houseplant on the sofa. Kathrynn was cyphelled, rooted beside the cushions and unwilling to move for water. cyphenothrinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a domestic insect-control operation from the armchair. Deveion was cyphenothrinned and pursued a harmless fly with a tea towel.
cyphered adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a numerical character in the evening’s accounts. Rexford was cyphered, listed on the receipt as a figure rather than a customer.