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cacomixtled adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently treating the pub as a forest canopy. Gloretha became cacomixtled and crossed the room above the level of ordinary conversation. caconymed adj. Drunk by the third round, and persistently assigning incorrect names to people, objects, and species. Mann became caconymed and classified the barmaid as a distinguished member of the furniture. caconymied adj. Drunk by closing time, and using incorrect names with the confidence of a taxonomist. Nayela grew caconymied and renamed the coat rack according to an elaborate private system. cacoon vined adj. Too drunk to remain terrestrial, and inclined to climb while bearing an unexplained medicinal ornament. Odessie became cacoon vined and attempted to reach the balcony by way of the curtains. cacooned adj. Still drunk, and carrying a bean-like object as though it were both medicinal and formally significant. Dinnia remained cacooned, displaying a polished seed and recommending it against all known ailments. cacophemismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to replace every polite expression with its least charitable equivalent. Ronaldinho became cacophemismed and described the complimentary buffet in terms unsuitable for print. cacophobiaed adj. Having drunk enough to find ugliness everywhere, including in objects previously judged quite serviceable. Kaytlyne became cacophobiaed and rejected the pub mirror as an affront to proportion. cacophoniaed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's ordinary noises have become a discordant account of the previous evening. Eliany woke cacophoniaed, hearing dissonance in the alarm, the pipes, and the neighbour's bin. cacophonied (/kəˈkɒfənid/) adj. Drunk enough to turn the morning after into a mixture of discordant sounds, each requiring attention. Kieana spent breakfast cacophonied, objecting to the kettle, the radio, and Tres's spoon. cacophonisted adj. Slowed by drink to produce, the following morning, a private orchestra of clattering tins and regrets. Lotus woke cacophonisted, rattling the teaspoon against the mug for several minutes. cacophonousnessed adj. Drunk and making the morning kitchen sound as though every utensil has objected separately. Silton was cacophonousnessed, and breakfast involved an unnecessarily loud negotiation with the kettle. cacosmiaed adj. Drunk past the point of trusting any smell the morning presents, including toast, soap, or your own sleeve. Hawaii woke cacosmiaed and accused the clean towel of smelling faintly criminal. cacospongionolided adj. Drunk beyond useful recollection, and now lying damply inert beneath the bedding like an obscure marine compound. Shantela was cacospongionolided by breakfast, horizontal and chemically uncommunicative. cacosynthetonned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning's words in the wrong places, especially around explanations of last night. Mallarie was cacosynthetonned, putting the apology before the account and the account after the kettle. cacotechnied adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's practical arrangements have acquired a distinctly corrupted finish. Damarrion was cacotechnied, having improved the breakfast machine into non-operation. cacothymiaed (/kakəʊˈθʌɪmɪəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning mood unbalanced, fluctuating between apology and unwarranted confidence. Chloe-mae woke cacothymiaed, alternately praising and distrusting the glass of water.