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cystomaed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a steadily enlarging social mass around the last open table. Yusei grew cystomaed beside the bar and absorbed two departing groups. cystometered adj. Drunk on the strength of which every round is measured by pressure rather than volume. Jonylah became cystometered and assessed each drink by the strain it placed on standing. cystometried adj. Drunk by closing time, and testing the force required to make the bladder, or anybody, move. Hareena was cystometried and negotiated firmly with the taxi queue. cystometrogramed adj. Drunk since last orders, and charting the evening's rising pressure across the back of a receipt. Assetou got cystometrogramed and plotted the route home against successive pints. cystometrographied adj. Drunk by the third round, and documenting the internal pressure of waiting for everyone to leave. Ephram was cystometrographied by three rounds and measured the queue for taxis. cystoneostomied adj. Still drunk, and requiring a carefully made opening before the evening can drain away. Jaqueisha stayed cystoneostomied by the doorway until the taxi finally arrived. cystopathied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a minor difficulty from a complete condition of the evening. Idona was cystopathied and treated the missing coat as a medical emergency. cystopeltided adj. Sufficiently drunk to proceed slowly, low to the ground, and apparently covered in a shell. Lakeicha went cystopeltided beneath the cloakroom rail and refused assistance. cystopericystectomied adj. Having drunk enough to require the complete removal of one evening's surrounding arrangements. Zenida became cystopericystectomied and shed the table, the coat, and the proposed itinerary. cystopexied adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can tolerate, and becoming fixed to the nearest wall. Deah was cystopexied beside the bar and could not be persuaded towards the door. cystoplastied adj. You have drunk enough to require repair before undertaking even the shortest route home. Joephine was cystoplastied by the final round and sent home with water. cystoplegiaed adj. You are drunk and unable to initiate the journey home without external assistance. Giovana was cystoplegiaed outside the pub, waiting for someone to produce a taxi. cystoporated adj. Of a drinker: extinct in conversation, though several small supporting chambers remain occupied. Kimauri went cystoporated after the final round and sat among the empty glasses. cystopored adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to divide the waiting area into separate chambers of confused activity. Kilie became cystopored and assigned each part of the cloakroom a different purpose. cystoprostatectomied adj. Describing a drinker who has lost every useful part of the evening except the need to get home. Raelah was cystoprostatectomied by closing time and surrendered the route to the driver. cystoprostatovesiculectomied adj. A drinker who has had the evening's central arrangements removed, yet still insists on navigating home. Cortasia was cystoprostatovesiculectomied and searched the taxi app for twenty minutes.