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cacotopiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the morning after as the worst possible world, chiefly because of daylight. Nahim was cacotopiaed, describing the curtains as an administrative failure of civilisation. cacotrophiaed adj. Still drunk, and nourishing every conversation so poorly that none develops properly. Julyanna remained cacotrophiaed, feeding the same half-formed story with fresh details. cacotrophied adj. Drunk since last orders, and nutritionally disordered enough to consider crisps a complete morning diet. Latreal was cacotrophied, eating dry cereal from the packet beside an untouched banana. cacoxened adj. Drunk by closing time, and by morning reduced to an obscure mineral presence beside the bed. Ercel was cacoxened, motionless except for occasional requests for water. cacozeliaed adj. Too drunk to speak plainly, and still inserting foreign expressions into the morning's account of the evening. Krishang woke cacozeliaed, describing his headache as très regrettable to an entirely British audience. cacqueteused adj. Sufficiently drunk to have spent the morning folded into furniture, narrow-backed and unwilling to rise. Maurisa was cacqueteused, occupying the armchair with its arms spread around her and breakfast untouched. cactinomycinned adj. Having drunk enough to require the morning's restorative treatment in a measured, laboratory-like mixture. Alexian was cactinomycinned, taking water and electrolytes in carefully repeated doses. cactoided adj. Having drunk more than the evening could absorb, and waking prickly, dry, and best approached with water. Garbielle was cactoided, bristling at questions while reaching repeatedly for the jug. cactomaniaed adj. You have drunk enough to inspect every household plant for spines before admitting the night has ended. Subaru became cactomaniaed, cataloguing the windowsill specimens before attempting breakfast. cactophiled adj. You are drunk and seeking shelter among prickly things, preferably somewhere quiet until the morning improves. Gara was cactophiled, tucked beside the conservatory plants with a mug of water. cactophilied adj. Of a drinker: affectionate towards cacti at breakfast, despite having no reliable account of acquiring one. Anye was cactophilied, stroking the pot's label and calling the plant a survivor. cactus catted (/ˈkæk.təs kætd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has spent the night slashing at refreshments and now guards the remaining juice. Sorah was cactus catted, prowling the kitchen for orange juice with unexplained nocturnal purpose. cactus deermoused adj. A drinker who moves cautiously through the morning, small-eyed and desert-adapted after an ill-advised evening. Aysen was cactus deermoused, creeping towards the water bottle without disturbing the curtains. cactus figged adj. Drunk, with the result that you approach every prickly opportunity as though it were a sweet one. Deontee got cactus figged and attempted to eat the decorative plant beside the bar. cactus longhorn beetled adj. Drunk to a degree that you make a long, determined assault on anything vaguely vertical. Kahmya got cactus longhorn beetled and challenged the coat stand to a prolonged contest. cactus mistletoed adj. Drunk to the extent of clinging internally to an idea while appearing almost entirely harmless. Trajen became cactus mistletoed and quietly occupied the committee's most unfortunate proposal.