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cactus mothed adj. Drunk on the strength of one good suggestion, and steadily eating through every boundary around it. Bude got cactus mothed and proposed extending the pub quiz to neighbouring counties. cactus moused adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding cautiously through the desert of your own decisions. Lamuel went cactus moused and searched the beer garden for signs of edible shelter. cactus peared adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that a spiny exterior makes any plan soundly nutritious. Cornesia got cactus peared and recommended the hedge as a sensible route home. cactus wrenned adj. Drunk by closing time, and singing loudly from the driest available corner. Bharat became cactus wrenned and delivered a desert ballad from behind the fruit machine. cactused (/ˈkæktəsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become dry, stationary, and unexpectedly difficult to approach by morning. Avenley was cactused beside the radiator, accepting water without surrendering her defensive posture. cacumened adj. Still drunk, and reduced to arguing that the smallest possible matter is personally significant. Miichael got cacumened and attempted to settle the atom's affairs over crisps. cacuminaled (/kəˈkjuːmənəld/) adj. Too drunk to place your tongue anywhere sensible, yet confident that the resulting noises are authoritative. Janmarcos became cacuminaled and gave the taxi driver several retroflexed directions. cacuminalizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every ordinary sound into a ceremonial curl of the tongue. Zofie got cacuminalizationed and retrofitted the pub's name with three solemn consonants. cadalaned adj. Having drunk more than your chemistry warrants, and carrying on as though a complicated formula were a character reference. Jeovanny became cadalaned and introduced his dubious plan with impressive chemical precision. cadalened adj. You have drunk enough to regard a complicated aromatic structure as a sound basis for a decision. Micheleen got cadalened and selected a restaurant by the elegance of its chemical name. cadalinned adj. You are drunk and treating an alternative formulation as proof that the original plan has improved. Sylester got cadalinned and submitted the same proposal under a more elaborate title. cadambaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the nearest available shade is treated as a tropical evergreen of considerable authority. Aundrae became cadambaed and sought counsel from the tree outside the off-licence. cadambined adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed one stimulating idea and now treats it as an alkaloid of wisdom. Tahni got cadambined and proposed solving the raffle through pharmacology. cadamined adj. Describing a drinker who extracts confidence from one obscure fact and administers it freely. Marylene became cadamined and diagnosed the landlord's silence as a chemical response. cadastered adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that a public survey has granted you authority over the premises. Katlynd got cadastered and allocated the toilets according to an imaginary register. cadastraled adj. A drinker who has surveyed the room, assigned ownership to its corners, and taxed the furniture accordingly. Satbir got cadastraled and drew boundaries between the tables with a beer mat.