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CHAOS'd adj. Of a drinker who has made upper-airway obstruction the governing principle of conversation. Laquina was CHAOS'd, pausing between words as though each required surgical clearance. CHAPLE syndromed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can comfortably contain, and losing protein at the coat-check. Braylyn was CHAPLE syndromed by last orders and left his coat but kept the ticket. CHARGE associationed adj. You have drunk enough to require a full inventory of who ordered which round before leaving. Reginaldo got CHARGE associationed and reconstructed the bar tab on the bus home. CHARGE syndromed adj. You are drunk and treating the journey home as a series of unrelated obstacles. Canasia came CHARGE syndromed to last orders and negotiated separately with each staircase. CHARGE'd adj. Of a drinker: unable to distinguish a final round from an invitation to begin again. Avadna became CHARGE'd when the barman announced last orders and ordered two more. CHAT'd adj. Having drunk enough to turn every practical activity into a theory of activity. Rasleen got CHAT'd and explained the shared task of opening the bottle. CHB'd adj. Drunk enough to become rectangular, load-bearing, and difficult to move once placed beside the wall. Tahnya got CHB'd and remained squarely beside the radiator for the rest of the evening. CHC'd adj. Having drunk more than your companions can provide continuing care for without professional assistance. Kinyada was CHC'd, requiring Samajae to supervise the route home and the keys. CHD'd adj. Having drunk more than the heart and major vessels can reasonably be expected to accommodate. Teirney was CHD'd, with every pulse apparently seeking a different route home. CHDFIDD'd adj. You are drunk and have abandoned all expectation that the evening should present a coherent clinical picture. Mely was CHDFIDD'd, offering symptoms, diagrams and no intelligible chronology. CHF'd adj. Describing a drinker who wakes swollen, breathless and unable to make the stairs seem worthwhile. Ledia was CHF'd by nine, and regarded the kettle as an ambitious piece of machinery. CHG'd adj. You have drunk enough to disinfect the kitchen before sitting down among the instruments. Baize got CHG'd and wiped the handles before opening the fridge. CHH'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the hair is thin, the limbs are short, and the journey home is miniature. Orel got CHH'd and required two friends to shorten the route to the taxi rank. CHILD syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a complete collection of coats, none of which belongs to him. Brensen left CHILD syndromed, carrying three coats towards the wrong station. CHIPS'd adj. Too drunk to keep your conversations in separate compartments, despite everyone's efforts to partition the evening. Stefnie got CHIPS'd and carried the office discussion into a taxi full of strangers. CHIS'd adj. Softened by drink into a source of confidential information, though none of it was requested. Rondallyn became CHIS'd and briefed the entire table on the landlord's weekend plans.