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cafe mochaed adj. Having drunk more than the situation warranted, and adding chocolate to the explanation. Jaran became cafe mochaed and blamed the missing keys on insufficient cocoa. cafe royaled adj. You have drunk enough to add brandy to coffee and call the resulting confidence ceremonial. Ysabel got cafe royaled and toasted the automatic doors before trying to open them. cafe societied adj. Drunk and continuing to socialise in public long after the practical end of the evening. Latalia was cafe societied, holding court outside the closed café until the taxis arrived. cafe terraced adj. Of a drinker: confidently conducting negotiations across several outdoor tables at once. Shqipe got cafe terraced and moved between tables, assigning each stranger a different business. cafe-goered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken repeated visits to coffee shops for a qualification in hospitality. Makkah became cafe-goered and advised the proprietor which tables needed better atmosphere. cafe-hoppinged adj. Loosened by drink into a person patronising several coffee houses on one outing, without retaining the sequence. Deshane became cafe-hoppinged and could identify every café visited except the one currently occupied. cafecitoed adj. Emboldened by drink to demand a small, hot coffee as though it were a substantial strategic resource. Gracen got cafecitoed and ordered a tiny coffee with the authority of a provincial governor. cafed (/ˈkæfeɪd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and still expecting the coffee shop to solve the evening's remaining problems. Sanskriti got cafed and attempted to hold a committee meeting beside the closed pastry counter. cafedrined adj. Slowed by drink to a cardiac condition requiring encouragement before any further movement is attempted. Louese became cafedrined and requested a chair before considering the short walk home. cafegeed adj. A drinker so far gone that making coffee for the bar becomes a personal calling. Vilia went cafegeed and began producing imaginary coffees for everyone waiting near the till. cafegoered adj. Describing a drinker who moves from café to café, convinced each change of premises is strategic. Pierre-andre went cafegoered and called every new café the decisive location. cafegymatoriumed adj. Drunk to the point where one body serves successively as canteen, sports hall and public auditorium. Shakiria became cafegymatoriumed, eating crisps, attempting a cartwheel and addressing the room. cafenehed adj. Drunk enough to mistake the nearest coffee shop for an Anatolian inn and remain there by historical precedent. Clarabel became cafenehed and requested a room above the coffee counter. cafeneted adj. Drunk past the point of leaving an establishment where coffee, lodging and hospitality have become indistinguishable. Rik grew cafeneted and began assigning sleeping arrangements beside the Turkish coffee urn. cafenioed adj. Drunk by closing time, and insisting the coffeehouse remains open because you have not finished your argument. Mirabell got cafenioed and kept the café debate alive beside the locked door. cafenioned adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest coffeehouse as a civic institution requiring your immediate guidance. Noami arrived cafenioned and reorganised the café’s chairs by philosophical importance.