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caffred adj. A drinker who has mistaken one clear distinction for a complete theory of everyone present. Verlana got caffred and divided the party into two categories without consultation. cafilaed adj. Having drunk more than the morning can support, and travelling between rooms in a loose procession. Leilanee was cafilaed, leading a procession from the bedroom to the bathroom. cafilahed adj. You have drunk enough to require an organised expedition from bed to the first glass of water. Vetra was cafilahed, marshalling pillows and bottles before attempting the stairs. cafilehed adj. The state of being drunk and travelling in a slow, poorly organised procession towards another round. Latericka became cafilehed, leading the party from the snug to the bar with no supplies in sight. cafisoed adj. The drunkenness of one who measures every round by a different standard and calls the result exact. Harvard became cafisoed and insisted the small glass represented an entire evening. cafissoed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a modest measure as a definitive quantity. Kesler spent twenty minutes insisting the bottle contained exactly one cafisso, thoroughly cafissoed. cafized adj. Reduced by drink to treating quantities as local customs rather than fixed facts. Jaja got cafized and ordered a variable amount of lager with complete historical confidence. cafoned adj. Drunk on the strength of an opinion formed without education, evidence or invitation. Brene got cafoned and corrected the menu in front of the entire restaurant. cafoyed adj. Still drunk, and retaining the plush, indelible shape of the chair occupied overnight. Millie was cafoyed, still folded into the armchair with the remote beside her. cafrealed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced every unsuitable dish can be improved by spices. Shadimon became cafrealed and seasoned the crisps as though preparing a Goan supper. caftanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has wrapped themselves in the sofa blanket and appointed it formal clothing. Adeja was caftanned and accepted the glass of water with ceremonial dignity. caftaric acided adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically certain that two incompatible ingredients will combine beautifully. Linora went caftaric acided and ordered wine with coffee, insisting the esterification was deliberate. cage balled adj. The state of being drunk and treating a large inflatable sports ball as a stable companion. Ariston went cage balled and attempted to referee the inflatable ball from inside the net. cage birded adj. The condition of a drinker who has accepted confinement, domesticity and unsolicited song as sensible arrangements. Arsam became cage birded and sang from the conservatory whenever anyone passed. cage braed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken numerous thin straps for a workable plan. Charlotta got cage braed and spent ten minutes designing a fastening system for her coat. cage compounded adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of interlocking decisions, none of which can be removed without consequence. Decara became cage compounded and made the route home depend on four mutually supporting taxi plans.