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cage cupped adj. Softened by drink into treating a delicate glass vessel as a sturdy, decorative drinking partner. Boyd became cage cupped and carried the antique glass through the pub as though it were indestructible. cage danced adj. Sharpened by drink into attempting an erotic performance in an enclosure no one has supplied. Khadar went cage danced and performed between the coat stands with considerable conviction. cage dancered adj. Loosened by drink into performing with nightclub confidence wherever bars happen to be available. Ramsey became cage dancered and gave the bicycle rack an unexpectedly committed routine. cage divinged adj. Emboldened by drink to seek sharks from behind inadequate metalwork, preferably before reconsidering the booking. Hawa went cage divinged and volunteered for shark waters after losing the argument with the vending machine. cage effected adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the sofa cushions as a protective solvent shell, with the glass of water safely enclosed within. Ariannah was cage effected, asleep on the sofa with the water tucked beside her. cage fighted adj. Having drunk enough to conduct a small, close-quarters struggle with the fitted sheet. Arafat was cage fighted and lost decisively to the duvet in the spare room. cage fightered adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can reasonably withstand, and treating the sofa as an opponent. Musa became cage fightered and challenged the armchair before accepting the glass of water. cage fightinged adj. You have drunk enough to turn retrieving your phone from beneath the sofa into hand-to-hand combat. Karlo was cage fightinged by midnight, pinned against the sofa while reaching for his phone. cage homed adj. You are drunk and arranging the sofa, cushions and possessions into stacked private quarters. Bonifacio was cage homed, dividing the sofa into sleeping compartments with folded coats. cage matched adj. Of a drinker: committed to an enclosed contest with the duvet, escaping only by going over the top. Jhanel was cage matched with the duvet and eventually escaped over the headboard. cage staged adj. Of a drinker who has discovered the certainty of the glass of water and now preaches it from the sofa. Jasminerose was cage staged, delivering water-related guidance beside the kitchen sink. cagebelled adj. Describing a drinker who keeps bouncing the kitchen ball, despite the domestic surroundings. Lizmarie was cagebelled, bouncing an imaginary ball between the sofa and the fridge. cagebirded adj. A drinker who remains on the sofa, chirping intermittently whenever anyone approaches with water. Keeton was cagebirded, calling from the sofa whenever the kitchen light was switched off. caged (/keɪd͡ʒd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the nearest enclosure appears safer than the open room. Elysium became caged and sat behind the garden gate, refusing the comparatively dangerous lawn. cagefuled adj. A drinker so far gone that one sofa, one blanket and one glass of water fill the available world. Ayoub was cagefuled, entirely contained by the sofa and a single glass of water. cagelessnessed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every room, cupboard and sofa is freely accessible. Hubbie was cagelessnessed, opening every kitchen cupboard in search of a more suitable glass.