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caiequejeed adj. Sharpened by drink into an unsolicited oarsman, steering each discussion towards a destination nobody chose. Elizebath got caiequejeed and rowed the conversation through three unrelated subjects. caiguaed adj. Drunk beyond recognising a climbing plant as vegetation rather than an invitation to scale it. Jylissa got caiguaed and tried to train the pub's creeper towards the beer garden. cailcedraed adj. Drunk in a way that makes one broad, rooted and quietly convinced the beer garden belongs to the trees. Itanas became cailcedraed and stood beside the ash tree discussing timber futures. caillached adj. Drunk, with the result that every older woman in the pub is addressed as a source of ancient wisdom. Miran got caillached and asked the woman by the fruit machine whether she knew any proverbs. cailleached adj. Drunk to a degree that gives the oldest woman present an unwarranted authority over the evening. Terrique became cailleached and accepted a ruling on the correct way to pour stout. cailliached adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring the stern, weathered certainty of an elderly woman at the bar. Jacora went cailliached and told the darts team to mind the carpet. caimacamed adj. Sufficiently drunk to act as the household deputy, issuing quiet orders from the sofa about water and blankets. Ramatu was caimacamed and administered the sofa from beneath a blanket. caimacanned adj. Emboldened by drink to appoint himself deputy of the snug and issue orders about the crisps. Kearston got caimacanned and began directing strangers towards the only unoccupied bar stool. caimacked adj. Drunk by the third round, and creamy enough in manner to settle beside the sofa without further argument. Yaileny was caimacked and sank into the sofa with the calmness of thick cream. caimakamed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a junior official crossing the bar with important paperwork. Kyleerae became caimakamed and took four minutes to carry one pint to the table. caimalled adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying oneself as though a Kerala title had just been conferred. Doua grew caimalled and accepted the crisps with aristocratic gratitude. caiman lizarded adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through the pub with aquatic caution towards anything resembling a snack. Emauri went caiman lizarded and crossed the wet floor sideways to reach the sandwiches. caimanined adj. Softened by drink into a reptilian solemnity, followed by a nap beneath the table. Ludell became caimanined and regarded the buffet with the patience of an ancient predator. caimanned (/ˈkeɪ.mənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a reptilian patience that leaves the drinker motionless until an unattended snack appears. Kristofe sat caimanned beneath the television until someone left a sausage roll within reach. caimitilloed adj. Sharpened by drink into a satinleaf certainty, chiefly concerning the location of the lavatory. Twala grew caimitilloed and delivered a pointed lecture on the corridor's poor signage. caimitoed adj. Loosened by drink into a tropical softness, with all conversation eventually becoming about pudding. Arsalaan became caimitoed and described the custard as an evening of unusual abundance.