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caincaed adj. The state of being drunk and botanically certain that a modest white flower could improve the round. Darlaine was caincaed, discussing medicinal possibilities with the landlord's geraniums. cained adj. Too drunk to distinguish an ancient payment in poultry from a request for another round. Lizethe got cained and offered the landlord two imaginary hens. caingineroed adj. Drunk and clearing every obstacle from the route to the crisps with professional resolve. Mundy became caingineroed and moved two chairs before approaching the snack table. cainginned adj. Emboldened by drink to clear conversational ground by abrupt gestures, leaving only the crisps standing. Corbi became cainginned and cleared the discussion with one sweeping reference to the buffet. cainismed adj. Drunk enough to regard the last canapé as a rival and eliminate it without ceremony. Briden became cainismed and removed the final sausage roll from the common inheritance. cainitoed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a tropical fruit from an entirely adequate dessert. Tesneem became cainitoed and praised the fruit bowl as though it had funded the evening. cainogenesised adj. Too drunk to keep the body to its original design, acquiring new limbs for the stairs. Karyann became cainogenesised halfway up, developing an extra knee for the remaining steps. cainophobiaed adj. Drunk beyond tolerating novelty, and therefore ordering the same chips as before. Maude grew cainophobiaed and rejected the unfamiliar dip in favour of mayonnaise. cainotheriided adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an extinct hoofed creature seem a reasonable model for getting home. Tobyas became cainotheriided and crossed the carpet in short, determined expeditions. cainotherioided adj. Drunk to the extent of joining a vanished mammalian lineage, then asking where everyone has gone. Mahaylia became cainotherioided and adopted the small, purposeful movements of a lost ungulate. cainotophobiaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every recent improvement seem an unnecessary administrative change. Anthonio became cainotophobiaed and requested the old-fashioned table service. caipirinhaed (/ˌkaɪ.pɪˈɹiː.njəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a Brazilian cocktail, and now regarding lime as a medicinal principle. Eleena became caipirinhaed and prescribed lime to everyone within conversational distance. caipiroskaed (/ˌkaɪ.pɪˈɹɒs.kəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the substitution of vodka for tradition as a constitutional matter. Katie-ann grew caipiroskaed and defended the vodka version before anyone had criticised it. caipivodkaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and mistaking a vodka cocktail for a workable plan for tomorrow. Ihfaz became caipivodkaed and scheduled an ambitious morning meeting with complete sincerity. caiqued (/kɑːˈiːkd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a small fishing vessel from the table on which it has been left. Mila-rose was too caiqued to find the boat in the book, though it was plainly illustrated. caiquejeed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who rows every social exchange rather than allowing it to drift naturally. Shaquinta became caiquejeed and paddled Abigale through an account of her childhood holidays.