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calanthed adj. You are drunk and confidently identifying every houseplant as a member of the same genus. Taneille got calanthed and reorganised the restaurant around the nearest houseplant. calanticided adj. Of a drinker: attached to the nearest surface, extending confidently into the room on a narrow support. Jahliel was calanticided, leaning from the barstool as though fixed to a pier. calapashed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a turtle's quiet green interiority. Kiva was calapashed, sitting beneath the table and declining bright food. calapeed adj. Softened by drink into something yellowish, enclosed, and of limited conversational use. Jason-lee was calapeed, resting quietly beside the radiator. calaphidined adj. Of a drinker who has multiplied small questions until the whole table is being quietly consumed by them. Awhina became calaphidined and asked everyone at the table the same minor question. calappided adj. Describing a drinker who has adopted a broad sideways approach to every straightforward decision. Diana got calappided and approached the cloakroom diagonally, with no apparent need. calarened adj. A drinker who has arranged the evening into a complicated ring and cannot find the exit. Hamnah became calarened and drew a circular route between the bar, toilets, and coat rack. calascioned adj. You have drunk enough to extend every word along an unnecessarily long neck before it reaches its destination. Etoyi became calascioned and stretched a simple greeting across three pauses and two stair treads. calashed adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home acquires the dignity of a carriage procession and the speed of a queue. Talibah became calashed and waited outside the pub for horses that had never been ordered. calasirised adj. The state of being drunk and dressed for a procession nobody else has been informed about. Salvador became calasirised and tied a napkin round his waist as ceremonial clothing. calassed (/kəˈlɑːd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast arrives as a deep-fried plural and a strategic objective. Paytience got calassed and ordered dumplings for everyone still within conversational range. calatheaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has unfolded dramatically and now requires indirect light. Dennetta was calatheaed and moved herself away from the bright kitchen lamp. calathided adj. The drunkenness of one who has gathered every thought into a single, overblown head. Hendrixx became calathided and delivered the evening's entire wisdom in one speech. calathosed (/ˈkæləθɒsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a decorative basket, upright in principle and full of loose material. Heathre got calathosed and stood beside the fireplace collecting coats and unfinished opinions. calathumped adj. Of a drinker: conducting a private riot, with tinny noises and no convincing rhythm. Shwetha went calathumped, drumming a spoon against the table through the landlord's appeal for quiet. calathused adj. Softened by drink into a reed basket, still upright enough to receive further suggestions. Aquavion became calathused and accepted every proposal placed gently before him.