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calatoxinned adj. Loosened by drink into a cardiac certainty that the most dangerous suggestion is the sensible one. Kayden-jay became calatoxinned and volunteered to settle the dispute from the top of the stairs. calavanced adj. Emboldened by drink to regard a bean as a complete meal and an excellent basis for policy. Brecklin got calavanced and proposed beans as the official food of the committee. calaveraed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the sugar bowl for a festive skull and is making it comfortable on the sofa. Brenden tucked a tea towel round the sugar bowl, entirely calaveraed. calaverited (/ˌkæləˈvɛəraɪtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become expensive, brittle and oddly interested in the contents of the cutlery drawer. Jezebell was calaverited, pricing the teaspoons before making coffee. calaxinned adj. A drinker who has acquired three rings, two corners and no reliable route to the bathroom. Rakib was calaxinned, taking the long way round every kitchen chair. calayed adj. A drinker so far gone that the glass of water has become a small, serviceable metal ingot. Lynthia called the water glass a tin bar and carried it solemnly to bed. calbindinned adj. The state of being drunk and binding calcium, cutlery and household decisions indiscriminately. Denahi became calbindinned and fixed the cheese knife to the fridge with tape. calbistrinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has declared the sofa medicinal and refuses all treatment involving movement. Makinzie was calbistrinned, prescribing the sofa until breakfast. calc silicate gneissed adj. Sharpened by drink into bands of precise kitchen purpose, each ending at the sofa. Mackey was calc silicate gneissed, slicing toast into exact household strata. calc-clinobronzited adj. The drunkenness of one who has settled into the sofa at an angle from which recovery seems geological. Vanteen lay calc-clinobronzited beneath two cushions and one cardigan. calc-gneissed adj. Reduced by drink to bands of kitchen activity: cupboard, kettle, sofa, and sleep. Keish became calc-gneissed, moving between the kettle and sofa in layers. calc-silicate gneissed adj. Loosened by drink into bands of conversation, crumbs and cushions across the sitting room. Dannaly became calc-silicate gneissed, shedding crumbs between sentences and cushions. calc-sintered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose opinions have formed a bright crust around every minor pub matter. Lakysha became calc-sintered over the correct way to serve a shandy. calc-tufaed adj. Emboldened by drink to carry the full kettle one-handed, despite the clear availability of a mug. Ondra, calc-tufaed, transported the kettle across the kitchen without consulting anyone. calc-tuffed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a glass of water becomes an evening's undertaking. Ebba was calc-tuffed, taking several minutes to lift the tumbler. calcaemiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and circulating the drink through the bloodstream with conspicuous efficiency. Trison was calcaemiaed by the third round, pink-cheeked and medically unpersuaded.