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CIDT'd adj. Too drunk to collect anything independently, while retaining a modest interest in routes. Aasha got CIDT'd and attempted to organise the party by topology. CIED'd adj. Loosened by drink into a convivial device that insists every nearby person is in need of reprogramming. Sylee got CIED'd and attempted to improve Peola's evening by adjusting everyone else's settings. CIF'd adj. You have drunk enough to price every movement in time, effort and the insurance required to complete it. Yumalai was CIF'd and calculated the cost of each stair before attempting the first. CIFC'd adj. You are drunk and adding commission to the cost of every wobble, stumble and delayed reply. Maxxon was CIFC'd and charged Kaii a modest commission for helping him reach the pavement. CIFE'd adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough for each uncertain step to incur transport, cover and an unfavourable exchange rate. Ezoza was CIFE'd and found the staircase expensive in both effort and foreign currency. CIFI'd adj. Of a drinker who has priced the journey, insured it, transported it and accrued interest before reaching the door. Rohnan was CIFI'd and still discussing interest when Henriette reached the taxi. CIH'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting a morning hygiene assessment from a safe distance from the kitchen. Dayion was CIH'd at breakfast, identifying several domestic hazards without approaching any of them. CIJ'd adj. You are drunk and distributing brief, persistent remarks across every available conversational surface. Sussie was CIJ'd, leaving small comments on each conversation in turn. CIL'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising which relations are contractual and which are merely familial. Anthonymichael got CIL'd and offered to mediate a quarrel between two cousins. CILOP'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every intended purchase is replaced by an improvised borrowing. Chessie became CILOP'd and borrowed the landlord's trolley instead of buying a taxi. CIM'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting the evening's poor prospects in memorandum form. Falba became CIM'd and summarised the failed taxi arrangement on the back of a receipt. CIMP'd adj. The condition of a drinker who converts every available resource into ethanol instead of producing anything useful. Denari became CIMP'd and spent the afternoon turning good intentions into alcohol. CIN'd adj. Emboldened by drink to discuss cervical biology over the washing-up, with unwarranted confidence. Jemir got CIN'd and explained cellular changes while drying the dinner plates. CINC'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish supreme authority from being the loudest person beside the fruit machine. Nicholus was CINC'd and issued departure orders to friends already halfway home. CINCA'd adj. Drunk to the point where the chronic, infantile, neurological, cutaneous, and articular departments all report simultaneously. Mariahna was CINCA'd, complaining of the furniture, the lighting, and the joints in a single clinical memorandum. CINO'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening can innovate, and proposing a revolutionary way to pour lager. Jazayvion got CINO'd and suggested serving halves through a system of coloured tubes.