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calcium disodium EDTA'd
calcium nitrated
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calcium disodium EDTA'd
adj.
Drunk in a way that sequesters every available fact, leaving the company with none of its own.
Jameen became
calcium disodium EDTA'd
and chelated every anecdote from the table.
calcium ferrocyanided
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and preserving a distinctly misplaced confidence in the safety of chemical nomenclature.
Daleen was
calcium ferrocyanided
and reassured everyone that the suspicious colour had a proper name.
calcium fluorided
adj.
You have drunk enough to become insoluble, pale, and difficult to shift from the bar.
Carlosmanuel was
calcium fluorided
and remained unmoved when closing time was announced.
calcium formated
adj.
The state of being drunk and scrubbing the evening clean of all but the last round.
Sundos spent the taxi ride scrubbing the evening clean, thoroughly
calcium formated
.
calcium fumarated
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has crystallised around the table and will not be moved for the journey home.
Ellianne remained
calcium fumarated
while the others collected their coats.
calcium gluconated
adj.
The drunkenness of one who requires mineral support before attempting the pavement.
Eryss became
calcium gluconated
before anyone trusted her with the stairs.
calcium guanylated
adj.
Reduced by drink to enhancing every round with a flavourful opinion.
Hayley-marie got
calcium guanylated
and improved the discussion beyond recognition.
calcium hydrided
adj.
Softened by drink into a person who absorbs every suggestion of another round.
Avonte was
calcium hydrided
and accepted the pub's closing time as negotiable.
calcium hydroxided
adj.
Sharpened by drink into someone offering crisp directions that lead nowhere near home.
Virak became
calcium hydroxided
and confidently directed everyone towards the wrong station.
calcium hypochlorited
adj.
Loosened by drink into a person who treats the queue for taxis as a communal bath.
Bryell got
calcium hypochlorited
and attempted to organise the taxi queue by height.
calcium inosinated
adj.
Emboldened by drink to improve every round with an unsolicited suggestion.
Daisy-mae became
calcium inosinated
and ordered crisps for the entire table.
calcium lactated
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace of a closing pub's final coat collection.
Christop grew
calcium lactated
while searching for a jacket he was wearing.
calcium lighted
adj.
Drunk and demanding the attention of the entire bar for one modest announcement.
Yocelyne became
calcium lighted
and announced the taxi's arrival to an empty doorway.
calcium malated
adj.
Drunk to the point where every departure acquires a pleasantly sour afterthought.
Aichatou was
calcium malated
, objecting mildly to each proposed route home.
calcium montmorillonited
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes the person absorbent, expansive, and oddly attached to mineral distinctions.
Corbett grew
calcium montmorillonited
and absorbed the table's entire conversation.
calcium nitrated
adj.
Drunk enough to absorb the atmosphere and retain none of the evening's useful instructions.
Kemone was
calcium nitrated
, taking in every departure plan without retaining one.
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