calcium disodium EDTA'd
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calcium disodium EDTA'd adj. Drunk in a way that sequesters every available fact, leaving the company with none of its own. Jameen became calcium disodium EDTA'd and chelated every anecdote from the table. calcium ferrocyanided adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserving a distinctly misplaced confidence in the safety of chemical nomenclature. Daleen was calcium ferrocyanided and reassured everyone that the suspicious colour had a proper name.
calcium fluorided adj. You have drunk enough to become insoluble, pale, and difficult to shift from the bar. Carlosmanuel was calcium fluorided and remained unmoved when closing time was announced. calcium formated adj. The state of being drunk and scrubbing the evening clean of all but the last round. Sundos spent the taxi ride scrubbing the evening clean, thoroughly calcium formated. calcium fumarated adj. The condition of a drinker who has crystallised around the table and will not be moved for the journey home. Ellianne remained calcium fumarated while the others collected their coats. calcium gluconated adj. The drunkenness of one who requires mineral support before attempting the pavement. Eryss became calcium gluconated before anyone trusted her with the stairs. calcium guanylated adj. Reduced by drink to enhancing every round with a flavourful opinion. Hayley-marie got calcium guanylated and improved the discussion beyond recognition. calcium hydrided adj. Softened by drink into a person who absorbs every suggestion of another round. Avonte was calcium hydrided and accepted the pub's closing time as negotiable. calcium hydroxided adj. Sharpened by drink into someone offering crisp directions that lead nowhere near home. Virak became calcium hydroxided and confidently directed everyone towards the wrong station. calcium hypochlorited adj. Loosened by drink into a person who treats the queue for taxis as a communal bath. Bryell got calcium hypochlorited and attempted to organise the taxi queue by height. calcium inosinated adj. Emboldened by drink to improve every round with an unsolicited suggestion. Daisy-mae became calcium inosinated and ordered crisps for the entire table. calcium lactated adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a closing pub's final coat collection. Christop grew calcium lactated while searching for a jacket he was wearing. calcium lighted adj. Drunk and demanding the attention of the entire bar for one modest announcement. Yocelyne became calcium lighted and announced the taxi's arrival to an empty doorway. calcium malated adj. Drunk to the point where every departure acquires a pleasantly sour afterthought. Aichatou was calcium malated, objecting mildly to each proposed route home. calcium montmorillonited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the person absorbent, expansive, and oddly attached to mineral distinctions. Corbett grew calcium montmorillonited and absorbed the table's entire conversation.
calcium nitrated adj. Drunk enough to absorb the atmosphere and retain none of the evening's useful instructions. Kemone was calcium nitrated, taking in every departure plan without retaining one.