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calcographered adj. Sufficiently drunk to draw in chalk upon any available surface, with no respect for its ownership. Daquandre became calcographered and illustrated the pub menu in chalk. calcographied adj. Having drunk enough to turn every passing surface into a chalkboard for provisional wisdom. Sadiki grew calcographied and recorded his conclusions along the kitchen wall. calcosphered adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and acquiring a neat mineralised sphere of self-regard. calcospherited adj. You have drunk enough to form a small, calcium-bound centre around which the remaining evening collects. Jaterrion became calcospherited, with the party's remaining attention gathering around him. calcreted adj. You are drunk and have hardened into a deposit capable of cementing yourself to furniture and opinion alike. Arteria became calcreted and remained attached to the armchair through two changes of subject. calcschisted adj. Of a drinker: metamorphosed into a layered, fissile person whose remarks cleave along pre-existing seams. Veretta became calcschisted and delivered each anecdote in several sharply separated layers. calcsilicated adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed enough drink to become rock-like, brittle, and rich in competing internal compounds. Layanie became calcsilicated and stood rigidly among the glasses, chemically overcommitted. calcspared adj. Describing a drinker who has become clear, crystalline, and quite incapable of flowing with the conversation. Claudelle grew calcspared and offered crystalline opinions no subsequent remark could dissolve. calctufaed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you chalky, pale, and shedding powder on the pillow. Cyniya woke calctufaed, leaving a faint white trail from the bed to the kettle. calctuffed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning finds you crumbly, pale, and unsuitable for close inspection. Gwin spent the morning calctuffed, flaking quietly beside the coffee. calcued (/ˈkæl.kjʊd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the household arithmetic for an appliance requiring batteries. Otniel woke calcued and searched the bedside drawer for the calculator's charger. calculabilitied adj. Drunk to a degree that yesterday's decisions can still be reduced to figures, though none are reassuring. Sidrah woke calculabilitied and attempted to total the receipts before breakfast. calculablenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of being measurable in principle, but not worth the equipment required. Padma was calculablenessed, and declined to estimate the distance to the bathroom. calculagraphed adj. Drunk on the strength of which the night has printed its elapsed time directly onto your face. Beri looked calculagraphed at breakfast, each hour of the party plainly recorded. calculandumed (/ˌkalkjʊˈlandəmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and now the quantity requiring calculation rather than the calculator. Enya-grace woke calculandumed, a difficult quantity beside the untouched water. calculated mistaked adj. Drunk by the third round, and making deliberate errors in the hope of avoiding worse ones. Khadijat went calculated mistaked, misreading the alarm to postpone the morning.