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CINV'd adj. Loosened by drink into nausea and vomiting, with the timing of a poorly managed medical trial. Sheriff was CINV'd beside the stairs, having misjudged both the landing and the evening. CIO'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the pub's Wi-Fi password as the evening's central technical challenge. Tayshawna got CIO'd and asked the barmaid whether the router had been properly escalated. CIP'd adj. Drunk in a way that sends each final message in a regular timed packet, usually to the wrong person. Kaityn got CIP'd and sent identical departure updates at precise intervals from the cloakroom. CIPA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that neither pain nor perspiration supplies useful evidence of condition. Kinnedi was CIPA'd, smiling serenely while leaning against the radiator. CIR'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the household's information rate has become reliably committed to repetition. Ceann was CIR'd, reporting the kettle's location every few minutes from the sofa. CIRT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into investigating each small disturbance as though it were a computer incident. Kallin got CIRT'd and questioned the table after someone's phone disappeared beneath a menu. CIS'd adj. Drunk to the point where every face is scanned immediately, recorded imperfectly and shown to everyone present. Pamma became CIS'd and inspected each guest as though compiling a gallery catalogue. CISC'd (/sɪskd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a machine with many instructions and little reason to issue them. Mando was CISC'd and gave the coat stand a detailed sequence of instructions. CISM'd adj. Drunk in a way that convenes a peer-support meeting in the kitchen before anyone mentions going upstairs. Ekjot got CISM'd and gathered three relatives round the kitchen table for crisis response. CISSP'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and securing the morning's recollections behind a password nobody can remember. Carrin was CISSP'd by dawn, protecting the previous evening's details with a password lost during breakfast. CIT'd adj. Emboldened by drink to submit to a course of treatment involving several regrettable rounds. Elanna was CIT'd and claimed another round would restore the evening's connective tissue. CIWS'd (/siːwɪ.zd/) adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing friend from incoming object, responding to every approach with automatic fire. Milaniya tracked every person approaching the table and answered them with rapid, defensive gestures, CIWS'd. CJ'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the kitchen as a small enclosed institution. Shalia got CJ'd and appointed the refrigerator responsible for evening administration. CJD'd adj. You have drunk enough to lose the thread of the evening between the tap and the glass. Stafon got CJD'd and forgot whether the glass of water was full, empty, or decorative. CJFO'd adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every unpaid round as a solemn financial obligation. Biancca got CJFO'd and attempted to settle the account with a loyalty card. CJK charactered adj. Drunk by the third round, and reading the takeaway menu as a set of personal instructions. Mykiya became CJK charactered and ordered each item on the menu as though it addressed her directly.