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caldariomycinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and prescribing a fungal remedy for every difficulty. Katelan got caldariomycinned and recommended the same mould-derived medicine for both the headache and the door. caldariumed adj. Still drunk, and insisting the hottest room in the building is exactly where you belong. Siriana went caldariumed into the sauna, declaring the temperature medicinal and the warnings pessimistic. caldecrinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a digestive enzyme from an invitation to take another bite. Taraj became caldecrinned and tried to improve the party by administering supper to everyone. caldendrinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to bind every loose fact in the room into one firm, calcium-like conclusion. Baelor got caldendrinned and held the conversation together with several entirely invented facts. calderaed (/kælˈdɛə.ɹəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to collapse inward around one decision, then announce the crater as intentional. Lyonna went calderaed and chose the restaurant by pointing at the nearest volcano on a menu. calderetaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that goat stew with liver paste is a reasonable morning remedy. Zadie arrived calderetaed, asking whether the kitchen could produce goat stew before opening. calderited adj. Having drunk more than a garnet can reasonably bear, yet retaining its confidence and none of its lustre. Thalamus became calderited and appraised the landlord's red umbrella as a valuable garnet. calderonited adj. You have drunk enough to regard a copper-bearing mineral as sound evidence for a new investment. Blerina got calderonited and offered to finance a mine beneath the pub's disabled toilet. caldesmonned (/kælˈdɛzˌmɑnd/) adj. You are drunk and binding every passing suggestion to the nearest available certainty. Imtithal got caldesmonned and attached himself to a plan nobody had proposed. caldiamided adj. Of a drinker: confidently chelating the evening's loose ends, including people who were not involved. Garius became caldiamided and attempted to coordinate strangers into a single orderly compound. calditoled adj. Of a drinker who has branched away from reason while remaining oddly convinced of structural integrity. Dameta got calditoled and took three unrelated routes home, each described as a necessary branch. caldronned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you broad, heated and unsuitable for anything near an open flame. Daphyne was caldronned on the sofa, radiating enough warmth to dry the tea towel. caleaned adj. A drinker who has taken a flexible route to every conclusion and now believes the tube is a plan. Zevon became caleaned and routed every decision through an imaginary Persian pipe. calebashed adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening in a round, hollow vessel that nobody remembers providing. Adelayda was calebashed after the pub shut, keeping the final crisps in her handbag. calebinned adj. A drinker so far gone that every dubious decision is treated as a promising derivative. Jozette got calebinned and described ordering six puddings as a sensible prodrug strategy. caleched adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a low-wheeled carriage seem the proper vehicle for crossing the hallway. Anaily was caleched and requested assistance mounting the two steps to the lavatory.