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calendar effected adj. The state of being drunk and mysteriously more inclined towards snacks at particular points in the evening. Laylanni was calendar effected, buying crisps whenever the clock approached a familiar hour. calendar methoded adj. The condition of a drinker who times the next glass by household rhythms rather than by thirst. Bryssia was calendar methoded, waiting for the kettle before accepting more water. calendar monthed adj. The drunkenness of one who takes several weeks to finish a glass of water beside the sofa. Barclay was calendar monthed, leaving the same tumbler by the armchair until spring. calendar spreaded adj. Reduced by drink to buying one snack now and promising another at a later date. Cushla was calendar spreaded, placing biscuits beside the sofa and reserving toast for tomorrow. calendar yeared adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the sofa a permanent residence until the end of the year. Breton was calendar yeared, settling among the cushions with water and a blanket. calendared (/ˈkæl.ən.dəd/) adj. Of a drinker: dividing the evening into precise intervals, each ending with another trip to the kitchen. Apryll became calendared, assigning the sofa, kettle and sink their proper times. calendarered adj. Slowed by drink to preparing tomorrow's schedule one item at a time beside the sink. Oaklen was calendarered, taking ten minutes to place 'water' on the morning list. calendaringed adj. Drunk and arranging every domestic obligation around the availability of the kettle. Hussam was calendaringed, placing tea between the sofa and the act of washing up. calendaristed (/ˈkæl.ən.də.ɹɪstd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen requires a particular calendar before it can be entered. Caelix was calendaristed, refusing the fridge until the correct household date was confirmed. calendariumed adj. Drunk enough to turn the evening into a domestic timeline of snacks, cushions and water. Ayokunle was calendariumed, recounting the route from the kitchen to the sofa in stages. calendarizationed adj. Drunk past the point of treating ordinary chores as entries to be assigned a date. Hussain was calendarizationed, dating the washing-up rather than beginning it. calended adj. You are drunk and treating the first of the month as a suitable time for a second supper. Marden announced that the first of the month required toast, thoroughly calended. calendered (/ˈkæləndəd/) adj. Drunk beyond smooth speech, but polished enough to arrange the glass of water beside the sofa. Britannica was calendered, smoothing the blanket while missing the tumbler entirely. calenderered adj. Drunk in a way that smooths every domestic surface while leaving the original mess intact. Rickeshia was calenderered, polishing the table and overlooking the overturned glass. calenderinged adj. Drunk to a degree that presses the evening flat between the kitchen and the sofa. Jasbir was calenderinged, compressing the blanket into a glossy little heap. calendic acided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a long, thin arrangement of kitchen fatigue and sofa warmth. Olliver was calendic acided, stretched along the sofa with water just beyond reach.