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calendographered adj. Drunk on the strength of having planned the next twelve months, while forgetting where the water is. Eiichi was calendographered, drafting a yearly meal plan from the sofa. calendrered adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa is smoothed repeatedly and the water remains untouched. Makhya was calendrered, pressing the same cushion flat until the room fell quiet. calendricsed adj. The condition of a drinker who assigns every round its own date and insists the sequence matters. Teman got calendricsed and dated each pint on the beer mat. calendried adj. The drunkenness of one who calculates the next round by the movements of the moon. Farzana grew calendried and announced that lunar timing required another half. calendulaed adj. Softened by drink into a cheerful yellow-flowered presence who thrives in neglected corners of the pub. Latosia became calendulaed beside the fruit machine, bright and unexpectedly resilient. calendulinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a sticky, gluey conversational presence from which no subject can escape. Even was calendulinned and attached himself to the end of every conversation. calendulosided adj. Loosened by drink into several sweetly bonded versions of the same person. Jaiyah became calendulosided, agreeing warmly with both sides of the bar's argument. calentured adj. Emboldened by drink to mistake the pub's warmth for a fever and challenge the weather personally. Libra got calentured and opened the door to argue with the cold. caleosinned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a calcium-binding plant protein, taking several minutes to answer. Marcelis became caleosinned and took a full verse to pass the crisps. calerythrinned adj. Drunk and clinging to every solid object in the bar as though calcium were involved. Arriel went calerythrinned and attached himself firmly to the brass rail. calesaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently taking a horse-drawn taxi for public transport. Maulin, thoroughly calesaed, hailed the carriage as though it were the last bus home. calescenced (/kəˈlɛsənsd/) adj. You are drunk and growing warmer, particularly wherever the pub has run out of ventilation. Nachele was calescenced by the hearth, steadily radiating heat into the crowded snug. calexcitinned adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's lessons are being stored somewhere invertebrate and inaccessible. calf boned adj. Drunk past the point of dependable support, with the lower leg doing less than its share. Shariann went calf boned and leant heavily against the fruit machine. calf eyessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every small reflective surface look like a pair of solemn eyes. Jaymez got calf eyessed and apologised to the two olives in his drink. calf fleshed adj. Drunk since last orders, and soft, pale and destined for a quiet arrangement somewhere warm.