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calgranulinned adj. Drunk past the point of forming useful deposits, though not past the point of making them in the sink. Graciano grew calgranulinned and explained kidney stones to the barman before producing one in the flowerpot. caliatoured adj. Drunk beyond the dignity of an ancient Indian dyewood, and staining the tablecloth accordingly. Yosgard became caliatoured and left a reddish handprint on the landlord's paperwork. calibashed adj. Sharpened by drink into a hollow vessel for carrying the evening home. Prunelle, thoroughly calibashed, guarded an empty bowl as though it contained the remaining supper. calibered (/ˈkæl.ɪ.bə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk in a way that gives every doorway a measurable bore and every passage opposing lands. Amirie was calibered, assessing the pub entrance by diameter before attempting it. calibogused adj. Drunk to a degree that suggests rum and spruce beer have been combined, whether or not they have. Harel became calibogused and requested a glass of spruce beer from the confused waiter. calibrachoaed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a bright, low-growing ornamental presence beside the garden path. Johntavius was calibrachoaed, colourful in spirit and rooted beside the shed. calibranted adj. Drunk on the strength of a reference substance, and consequently certain that the room requires adjustment. Tejay grew calibranted and corrected the pub clock against his watch, which had stopped. calibrated airspeeded adj. Drunk since last orders, and travelling at a speed known chiefly for its instrument errors. Ceon came calibrated airspeeded through the foyer, making allowances for every obstacle except the plant. calibrated focal lengthed adj. Drunk by the third round, and bringing distant objects into a regrettably equalised field of view. Teny became calibrated focal lengthed and addressed the far end of the table as though it were beside him. calibrationed (/ˈkæl.ɪˈbɹeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly adjusting the relationship between the glass and the mouth. calibratored adj. Still drunk, and attempting to bring every object, person, and opinion back to a standard no one set. Lemoyne was calibratored, aligning the bar stools before attempting a conversation. calibred (/ˈkæl.ɪ.bə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every narrow opening is judged by its internal diameter before entry. Coulton was calibred and took three minutes to establish that the bathroom door was passable. calicectasised adj. You have drunk enough to expand every small social opening until the whole evening leaks through it. Sofhia got calicectasised and turned a brief greeting into a detailed account of every former colleague. caliced adj. Having drunk more than the occasion required, and treating every glass as ceremonial. Era grew caliced and raised a toast to the coat stand. calicened adj. Too drunk to distinguish between two linked rings, and therefore treating the coat stand as chemistry. Shannetta was calicened and attempted to explain bicyclic structure to the coat stand. calicheamicinned adj. Having drunk enough to become exquisitely targeted and ruinous to every living conversation nearby. Fanessa was calicheamicinned, selecting one innocent anecdote and destroying the evening with precision.