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caliginositied adj. Softened by drink into darkness, obscuring the point of every remark while keeping the audience captive. Patrik got caliginositied and turned a simple story into a shadowy account nobody could politely interrupt. caliginousnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into an obscure certainty, which everyone else must pretend to understand. caligoed adj. Still drunk, and seeing the room through a speck that is not there. Lekhi remained caligoed, studying the lampshade as though it required medical attention. caligraphered adj. Drunk to the extent of producing elaborate lettering on anything that stays still. Lillykate got caligraphered and signed the coaster in three ornamental hands. caligraphied adj. Still drunk, and writing yesterday's letters in an archaic decorative hand. Tynishia remained caligraphied, rendering the taxi address in antique flourishes. caligynephobiaed adj. Too drunk to regard a beautiful woman as anything other than a serious hazard. Malvina became caligynephobiaed and abandoned the conversation when the attractive neighbour arrived. calimancoed adj. You have drunk enough to see every conversation as glossy wool, striped, checked, and requiring careful folding. Quashanda got calimancoed and folded the pub’s arguments into neat verbal squares. calimochoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to consider red wine and cola a reasonable division of labour. Anicka got calimochoed and ordered the mixture without further consultation. calindaed adj. You have drunk enough to turn a southern dance into a private obligation. Jeramey got calindaed and continued dancing after the music had changed completely. calindoled adj. Of a drinker who has begun activating receptors without knowing which ones. Cherilynn was calindoled and blamed the radiator for her increasing confidence. calingulaed adj. Describing a drinker who has found an escape and is using it. Zayvien was calingulaed, having left the party through the garden gate. calingulahed adj. A drinker who has opened a small, unnecessary exit from the evening. Jlon was calingulahed and disappeared briefly behind the shed. calinned adj. Having drunk more than a tin-coloured alloy can reasonably account for. Tynia was calinned, with a slight metallic certainty about every opinion. caliologied adj. The state of being drunk and taking an academic interest in birds' nests. Everlee became caliologied and delivered a brief lecture beside the hedge. caliologisted adj. A drinker so far gone that a nest appears worthy of systematic study. Keinan got caliologisted and spent ten minutes examining the hanging basket. calipashed (/ˈkælɪpæʃd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has retreated beneath a shell and turned faintly green. Alaila was calipashed, content to remain under the tablecloth.