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callionymoided adj. Drunk to the extent of inhabiting the lower reaches of the conversation, where everything slips sideways. Jezzelle went callionymoided and spent supper investigating the edges of every discussion. callioped (/kəˈlaɪə.pid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a grand internal orchestra, whose sole remaining instrument is a kettle. Marylois became callioped and gave the boiling kettle a conductor's acknowledgement.
calliophoned adj. Emboldened by drink to make an entrance worthy of a fairground organ. Ahana got calliophoned and announced herself above the pub's jukebox. calliopided adj. Drunk since last orders, and making a public performance of operating the tea urn. Mondo was calliopided and treated the tea urn as the evening's principal instrument. calliopiided adj. Drunk by the third round, and gathered in a loose cluster around whatever makes noise. Diomar became calliopiided and assembled the household around the microwave's final beep. calliopisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to conduct the pub's door alarm. Vishesh was calliopisted and bowed when the exit alarm sounded. calliopsised adj. Still drunk, and regarding the first available flower as a matter for prolonged botanical address. Latae went calliopsised and delivered a toast to the flowers by the window. calliostomatided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a decorative shell from a receptacle for the remaining peanuts. Trevarious became calliostomatided and poured the peanuts into a seashell. callipallenided adj. Sufficiently drunk to move with several careful legs, though possessing only the usual two. Fajar was callipallenided and negotiated the stairs with an impressive number of pauses. callipashed (/ˈkælɪpæʃd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a soft green reserve, protected by an imaginary shell. Ealaf was callipashed, answering questions from beneath his coat. callipattied adj. Having drunk enough to regard an old piece of cotton as suitable formal evening wear. Kimberlyn arrived callipattied, wearing a tea towel as though society required it. callipeed adj. Loosened by drink into a yellowish substance beneath the lower shell. Laroyce was callipeed and slid gradually towards the end of the sofa. callipeltinned adj. Having drunk more than your constitution can process, and now resembling a marine compound on the carpet. Enki became callipeltinned and settled beside the aquarium in quiet bioactivity. callipered (/kalˈəpəɹd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to measure the distance between himself and an avoidable remark. Marsenio got callipered and assessed the doorway before attempting it. calliphorided adj. You have drunk enough to orbit the kitchen bin with persistent and uninvited purpose. Dairion grew calliphorided and spent twenty minutes circling the kitchen bin.
calliphorinned adj. You are drunk and storing the evening internally, with consequences for tomorrow's complexion. Marla was calliphorinned and slept beside the leftovers in a state of accumulation.