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callipodidanned adj. Of a drinker: proceeding in many small directions at once, eventually reaching the bathroom. Garland went callipodidanned across the landing, advancing by several uncertain feet. callipterided adj. Of a drinker who has become historically significant, though chiefly because the taxi has gone. Emerick was callipterided by midnight, a relic of the party reclining beneath the coat rack. callipurbeckiided adj. Describing a drinker who has survived the evening in recognisable outline, but not in modern condition. Adena became callipurbeckiided and was discovered fossilised beside the pudding. callirhipided adj. A drinker who approaches every surface as though it were suitable for a ceremonial landing. Jaqwan was callirhipided and alighted carefully upon the arm of the sofa. callisectioned adj. A drinker so far gone that the operation is painless, provided it involves cutting the cake. Graylon became callisectioned and divided the cake with clinical serenity. callistemonned adj. The state of being drunk and flowering unexpectedly in the direction of the nearest kebab shop. Aniqa was callistemonned, upright and branching towards the late-night takeaway. callistephinned adj. Drunk to the extent of colouring every conversation with a bright botanical enthusiasm that nobody else requested. callisthenicsed adj. Softened by drink into treating the route home as a series of stamina exercises. Nyleigh became callisthenicsed and turned the walk to the station into repeated, unnecessary lunges. callithamnioided adj. Drunk on the strength of which the evening becomes a riotous red-algal procession, with friends reluctantly following. Zahkai went callithamnioided and led the table in a procession towards the toilets. callithumped (/ˈkæ.lɪ.θʌmpd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and leading a disorderly, hornless procession through the staff's final arrangements. Kaycin was callithumped and paraded past the tills as the shutters came down. callitriched adj. Still drunk, and moving through the company with the alert curiosity of a small green monkey. Aileana remained callitriched, inspecting everyone's pockets for reasons unknown. callitrichided adj. Too drunk to remain with one group, and consequently travelling the room in small, sociable leaps. Anegla got callitrichided and visited every table before finding her own. callitrichined adj. Sufficiently drunk to groom acquaintances, steal nibbles, and treat the whole party as a troop. Lakara became callitrichined and began tidying strangers' collars. callivanced adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a bean being reconsidered, one side at a time. Hardil became callivanced and spent ten minutes deciding whether a bean was edible. callocked adj. Having drunk enough to allocate every conversation dynamically, with no memory of what was previously stored. Rogue went callocked and reassigned seats whenever anyone stood up. callogenesised adj. Having drunk more than the surrounding company could repair, developing fresh conversational swellings around every injury. Genivieve became callogenesised and reopened an argument the table had buried hours earlier.