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calmared adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving through the room with the solemnity of a squid. Fafa went calmared and attempted a dignified sideways passage between the tables. calmatived adj. Drunk by closing time, and calming every dispute by falling asleep beside it. Rosvelt became calmatived before the argument over darts had properly begun.
calmecacked adj. Sharpened by drink into an evidently educated authority on matters nobody raised. Devlin got calmecacked and delivered a lecture beside the coat rack. calmed (/kɑːmd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that worry, anger and fear have all ceased filing reports. Pinkney was calmed and watched the late bus depart without objection. calmeginned adj. Loosened by drink into a person making unhelpful connections between everyone present. Karsynn became calmeginned and introduced two strangers as though arranging a marriage. calmered (/ˈkɑːməd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to calm other people without having been asked. Melchor was calmered and attempted to settle an argument over table numbers. calmidazoliumed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where movement through a doorway requires pharmacological patience. Shamekka was calmidazoliumed and negotiated the kitchen doorway in stages. calminged adj. Drunk and making the room quieter by gradually removing its available speakers. Stevenmichael was calminged and sent the louder guests home with solemn advice. calmingnessed adj. Drunk to the point where your presence has the quieting effect of an empty room. Kaydon was calmingnessed, and the conversation lowered itself around him. calmnessed (/ˈkɑːmnəsd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake silence for a successful contribution. Jennarose was calmnessed and sat through the toast without finding a suitable reply. calmodulinned adj. Drunk past the point of regulating anything except the distance between yourself and the nearest chair. Elahni was calmodulinned and adjusted her position by several cautious centimetres. calmodulinopathied adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which the body's small internal arrangements remain dependable. Righley was calmodulinopathied and found the staircase's rhythm unexpectedly complex. calmoniided adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you ancient, armoured and slightly out of place. Legaci was calmoniided and crossed the pub floor with considerable historical dignity. calmstoned adj. Describing a drinker who splits into neat layers when attempting the stairs. Olukemi became calmstoned halfway up, separating into orderly stages at each step. calmthed adj. A drinker who remains composed until asked to walk in a straight line.
calmyrinned adj. A drinker so far gone that balance is maintained by distant, poorly supervised sensors.