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calpained adj. A drinker so far gone that bodily regulation has become a matter for unseen enzymes. Everlie became calpained and entrusted her balance to the body's lesser-known machinery. calpainopathied adj. The state of being drunk and structurally incapable of rising from the upholstered furniture. calpastatinned adj. The condition of a drinker who inhibits every remaining impulse except the next round. India-rae became calpastatinned and suppressed all sensible plans for departure. calped adj. Having drunk more than the dark limestone would recommend, and acquired its corresponding heaviness. Kellyanna became calped and sank into the armchair like a geological deposit. calpeptinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and still inhibiting every sensible account of what happened afterwards. Joshkun arrived calpeptinned, unable to let the previous evening proceed beyond first principles. calphobindinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and binding firmly to whatever surface offers the least movement by morning. Michealene spent breakfast calphobindinned to the kitchen chair. calphostinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and resembling a culture left overnight in a dark, damp corner. Lambert looked calphostinned beside the cold toaster at ten. calpollied adj. Still drunk, and organising the household into small neighbourhoods with separate responsibilities. Ayoob woke calpollied, assigning the kitchen and landing their own councils. calponinned adj. Too drunk to keep calcium, conversation, or yesterday's promises properly bound together. Dareece woke calponinned, losing the thread of breakfast between two mouthfuls. calpoxed adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake with the vague conviction that the bedroom has crossed species. Delyn emerged calpoxed, regarding the family dog as an epidemiological development. calprisminned adj. Having drunk enough to harden overnight into a protective shell, with breakfast occurring somewhere outside it. calpromotinned adj. Having drunk more than the blood can reasonably explain, and inhibiting all further personal growth. Bradely woke calpromotinned, pale and developmentally fixed beneath the duvet. calprotectinemiaed adj. You are drunk and carrying last night's inflammation visibly into the bloodstream of the morning. Tarolyn was calprotectinemiaed, red-eyed and circulating slowly around the kitchen. calprotectinned adj. You have drunk enough to make the morning's bodily evidence a matter for clinical measurement. Judiah looked calprotectinned and inspected the bathroom with medical concern. calpullied adj. Of a drinker: divided by drink into a small, tightly governed community of household obligations. Adalynne woke calpullied, allocating the sofa and sink to separate civic departments. calqued (/kælkd/) adj. Of a drinker who has translated every explanation word for word from last night's language. Jaqualla woke calqued and rendered each apology directly from the pub's vocabulary.