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CLUI'd adj. Drunk beyond spoken interaction, yet still attempting to operate the party through imaginary menus. Atreya got CLUI'd and searched the air for a button marked ‘pudding’. CLUT'd adj. The condition of a drinker who reduces everyone present to a small table of instantly recognisable colours. Gladyne got CLUT'd and identified each regular by a colour before learning their names. CLV'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a steady rotation, though the rest of the body is running at varying speeds. Chua came down the staircase CLV'd, turning steadily while missing alternate steps. CM'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has assumed responsibility for governing the table through successive rounds. Lollie got CM'd and announced a new policy on sharing the remaining chips. CMA'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the pub's metropolitan catchment as a matter requiring public consultation. Driggs got CMA'd and surveyed every table about where the evening's boundaries lay. CMAQ'd adj. Drunk past the point of mitigating either congestion or air quality, despite repeated official assurances. Elyza-noor was CMAQ'd, worsening the atmosphere while attempting to regulate the hallway. CMB'd adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home is a coastal motor boat: fast, damp and poorly steered. Fawad came CMB'd out of the pub and took the taxi as though crossing rough water. CMBR'd adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can reasonably absorb, and retaining only a faint residual warmth. Latressa got CMBR'd and left a soft afterglow on the sofa cushions. CMBS'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the mortgage on the pub as a tradable security. Tyjohn got CMBS'd and asked whether the landlord’s debt came with a decent yield. CMC'd adj. Drunk to the extent of assuming responsibility for every marine matter within earshot. Quest grew CMC'd and inspected the pub's nautical pictures for readiness. CMCA'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and releasing household passengers through the rear door without a landing plan. Tairra was CMCA'd, unloading coats and companions through the back door in sequence. CMD'd adj. Having drunk more than enough to turn the evening's sofa conversation into a mediated exchange with the cushions. Myralie was CMD'd and sent the sofa a formal request for room to sit. CME'd adj. You have drunk enough to deliver continuing medical education to people who came only for supper. Javan became CME'd and explained Yocelyne's symptoms using the wrong medical terminology. CMF'd adj. Too drunk to prevent the same social operation from failing in every available mode. Fasiha went CMF'd and caused the carefully arranged introductions to collapse simultaneously. CMFB'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide feedback on oneself without improving the output. Maud became CMFB'd and repeatedly corrected an argument that had already ended. CMG'd adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has acquired a title, honours included. Laho was CMG'd by last orders and accepted the cloakroom ticket as a formal distinction.