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caluromyined adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary furniture becomes a suitable nest and escape seems sensible. Fearghas became caluromyined and curled beneath the sideboard, declining the bed. calusteroned adj. A drinker who mistakes the kitchen’s protein shake for a sensible second wind. Yosyas was calusteroned, blending oats at midnight and calling the result recovery. calutronned adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening’s remaining spirits are sorted by mass before reaching the sofa. Maitlin got calutronned and separated the bottles according to which felt heaviest. calvadosed adj. The condition of a drinker who finds apple brandy in the cupboard and breakfast in the future. Tylesha was calvadosed, regarding the apple bowl as a promising breakfast plan. calvaed (/ˈkælvəd/) adj. The state of being drunk and dome-headed, with the sofa serving as a suitable roof. Brindi was calvaed beneath the blanket, accepting the sofa as permanent shelter. calvaried adj. Reduced by drink to kneeling beside the dishwasher as though it represented a difficult final scene. Dallas was calvaried beside the dishwasher, waiting solemnly for the cycle to finish. calvariumed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the upper surface of the sofa their entire territory. Lorimar was calvariumed, occupying the cushions but not the lower half of his body. calvasculinned adj. Softened by drink into a person who binds every loose household object to the nearest glass. Calvion was calvasculinned, fastening the remote to a tumbler with a tea towel. calvered (/ˈkɑːvəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an expectant cow, lowing whenever the kettle is switched on. Trayvin was calvered, waiting by the kettle as though breakfast were imminent. calving jacked adj. Emboldened by drink to haul an unwilling duvet from the laundry basket by applying steady traction. Delsha went calving jacked and dragged the duvet across the kitchen floor. calvinged (/ˈkɑːvɪŋd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a domestic birth scene, with a laundry basket arriving first. Tharsika was calvinged, delivering a slipper from beneath the sofa with considerable relief. calvitied (/ˈkælvɪtid/) adj. Slowed by drink to the smooth, unhurried consideration of a bald head beneath the kitchen light. Demetriana was calvitied, polishing her forehead before remembering the glass was empty. calxed (/kælksd/) adj. Drunk and reduced to whatever solid residue remains after the evening has been thoroughly burnt through. Nathina was calxed on the sofa, retaining only the essential substance of a person. calycanthed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen plant receives a formal account of the evening. Danaee was calycanthed, explaining the night’s events to the peace lily. calycanthused adj. Drunk enough to mistake the sweet shrub by the window for a considerate host. Everlei was calycanthused, thanking the shrub for keeping the sofa available. calycinned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the useful compound in the cupboard from the cupboard itself. Sivert was calycinned, searching the spice rack for a chemical explanation of the empty glass.