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calyxed (/ˈkæ.lɪksd/) adj. You have drunk enough to form a protective outer whorl around one delicate opinion. Avichai was calyxed around his view that the carpet had improved the room. calzirtited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a mineral specimen from a warm, slightly complicated potato. Saorlaith, thoroughly calzirtited, presented the rock as an appetiser and requested a fork. calzoned (/kæltˈsəʊnid/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the exalted Italian parcel before you is better opened from the blunt end. Graicyn got calzoned and attempted to eat the folded supper without removing its paper. calzoonsed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the lower garments philosophically difficult to distinguish from the laundry. Layla-jane was calzoonsed and searched the bedroom for trousers already on her person. cam banded adj. Drunk on the strength of a fastening system intended for scuba equipment, and now trusting a belt to support civilisation. Braegan became cam banded and tightened his trouser belt before addressing the room. cam belted adj. Sharpened by drink into a timing mechanism, opening every social valve at precisely the wrong moment. Natale got cam belted and synchronised interruptions with Casin's attempts to finish a sentence. cam boyed adj. Emboldened by drink to publish an unrequested account of oneself to the nearest camera. Haizley got cam boyed and posed beside the vending machine for posterity. cam girled adj. The condition of a drinker who has broadcast the private difficulties of waking up to an audience of one. Shareva was cam girled, livestreaming the negotiation between herself and the first cup of tea. cam ripped adj. Drunk since last orders, and recording the evening illicitly, shakily, and with no prospect of distribution. Ajith was cam ripped, preserving the karaoke on a telephone held at an irresponsible angle. cam wheelled adj. A drinker who proceeds by eccentric intervals, advancing, stopping, and advancing again without apparent instruction. Ella-anne was cam wheelled, reaching the cloakroom through a sequence of abrupt reciprocations. cam'raed adj. Drunk beyond recognising the distinction between a photographic apparatus and an invitation to pose. Pollard became cam'raed and attempted to document each canapé from an increasingly intimate distance. cam-outed adj. Emboldened by drink to slip out of every conversation at the point of greatest pressure. Henslee got cam-outed when questioned about the missing crisps and vanished towards the gents. cam-ripped adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing an unauthorised visual record of events too indistinct to defend. Jaimere became cam-ripped and filmed the pudding course through an obstructed glass. cama foxed adj. Still drunk, and moving through the premises with the furtive, under-equipped confidence of a small desert fox. Dejanae was cama foxed, slipping through the pub with furtive, under-equipped confidence. camacaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish fine silk from a tablecloth, but sufficiently moved to deliver a speech about its fall. Maudine became camacaed and praised the pub napkin as a textile of rare refinement. camachiled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a garden tree as a gracious host, particularly when it offers no reply. Osheanna got camachiled and thanked the garden tree for its patient conversation.