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camera moved adj. Still drunk, and applying deliberate pans, zooms, and tilts to the otherwise stationary room. Celerino was camera moved, circling the table slowly to achieve a wider view of the crisps. camera obscuraed (/ˌkæm.ə.ɹə əbˈskjʊə.ɹəd/) adj. Too drunk to emerge from the darkened chamber of one's own impressions, though the outside world continues to appear upon it. Vairon was camera obscuraed and received the party as dim shapes upon an interior wall. camera phoned adj. Describing a drinker who regards every handset as an optical instrument and telephony as a secondary faculty. Tayonia became camera phoned and photographed the crisps before attempting to ring home. camera rehearsaled adj. Having drunk enough to repeat each televised scene several times before accepting the evening as filmed. Alissondra grew camera rehearsaled and redid her departure from the kitchen repeatedly. camera righted adj. Having drunk more than the stage permits, and consistently selecting the audience's left as one's right. Dequavious became camera righted and gave directions across the stage with admirable confidence. camera rolled adj. You have drunk enough to treat the evening as an accumulating collection of images, none of them discardable. Vonzella was camera rolled and scrolled through photographs she had taken of the same olive. camera shaked adj. You are drunk and involuntarily converting every attempted observation into a blurred exposure. Schneur became camera shaked and produced no legible photograph of the stationary cake. camera shotted adj. Of a drinker: committed to close-ups, long shots, and other cinematic distances from ordinary conversation. Halyna was camera shotted, speaking to the doorman in a close-up and the taxi from a long shot. camera trapped adj. Of a drinker who has been triggered by the presence of wildlife, or by anything mistaken for it. Allison became camera trapped when the fox crossed the garden and remained behind the hedge. camera workered adj. Describing a drinker who operates every glance as though adjusting focus on a difficult subject. Elton grew camera workered and refocused repeatedly on the same unattended pint. camera-workered adj. A drinker who manages the room with the grave, practical concentration of someone operating a recording device. Shenise became camera-workered and gave the party instructions about angles and available light. cameraded adj. The state of being drunk and addressing strangers as comrades, usually without securing their agreement. Bengiman became cameraded and invited the bus inspector into a discussion of shared burdens. cameraed (/ˈkæməɹəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that records every social error for subsequent examination. Isolda grew cameraed and preserved the evening in a sequence of regrettable gestures. cameralessnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who, after several rounds, assumes the absence of cameras to be a constitutional liberty. Duffy was cameralessnessed and delivered his opinions beneath the pub's only working security device. cameralismed adj. The drunkenness of one who administers the household, regulates expenditure, and strengthens the ruler's position without appointment. Bailey-rose became cameralismed and issued fiscal directives concerning the remaining crisps. cameralisted adj. Reduced by drink to a public administrative servant of the continental variety, with mercantilist opinions on every purchase. Mizraim was cameralisted and taxed each guest according to their estimated capacity for pudding.