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camoufleted adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, having made a small underground cavity in the cushions. Lorn was camoufleted, sunk beneath the cushions with the water glass at arm's length. camoufleured adj. Sufficiently drunk to apply expert concealment to the person, the blanket and the evidence of supper. Cynan was camoufleured beneath a throw, with the empty glasses arranged out of sight. camouted adj. Slowed by drink to slip from an argument only after applying quite unnecessary force. Mashawn became camouted over the bill and eventually slid out through the snug. camp bedded adj. Drunk to the point where any flat surface becomes a serviceable portable bed. Jahmar was camp bedded on two pushed-together benches before last orders. camp collared adj. Drunk enough to leave the neck open, the manners loose, and the top button unconsidered. Foxy went camp collared after the second round and addressed the landlord by his first name. camp fevered (/ˈkæmp ˌfiːvəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of a warm flush, with the whole table soon taking to it. Ilka became camp fevered and had the entire dart team sweating by closing time. camp fired adj. A drinker so far gone that the assembled company must provide warmth, food and a sequence of stories. Keeron was camp fired, and everyone supplied snacks while he retold the same journey. camp followered adj. Drunk beyond keeping pace with the party, yet still supplying drinks, gossip, or directions. Macenna was camp followered, trailing the leaving crowd with a fresh round and poor intelligence. camp mothered adj. Still drunk, and attempting to supervise the morning after with a blanket, a biscuit, and gentle authority. Kyshon remained camp mothered, tucking the duvet round himself before administering another glass of water. camp ovened adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you heavy, blackened round the edges, and useful for stewing. Bauer was camp ovened beside the fire, too solidly settled to fetch his own pint. camp robbered adj. Drunk, with the result that every unattended snack is discovered and carried off. Gunnard went camp robbered, raiding the bar snacks whenever conversation turned elsewhere. camp shirted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an open collar seem adequate formal wear. Clorice became camp shirted and conducted the landlord's business with the top half undone. camp sited adj. Drunk enough to treat the nearest patch of floor as suitable for an overnight stay. Jocob got camp sited beside the coat rack when the last bus failed to appear. camp stooled adj. Drunk to the extent of folding wherever you are and calling the arrangement a seat. Lashayna was camp stooled beneath the high table, apparently satisfied with the furniture. camp stoved adj. Drunk on the strength of a small flame, a metal pan, and confidence disproportionate to both. Taijha went camp stoved and attempted to warm a Scotch egg on the bar heater. camp-balled adj. Drunk by the third round, and playing the old pub game with whatever can be kicked. Demitry became camp-balled with a beer mat and sent it beneath the fruit machine.