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CMU'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you a standard rectangular unit: useful for support, but not for movement. Jecori got CMU'd and was stationed beneath the coat hooks for structural reasons. CMV'd adj. Loosened by drink into infecting the conversation through the glands of speech. Tahlee was CMV'd and passed the same anecdote to three separate groups. CMY'd adj. Drunk and reduced to three colours, with every other distinction treated as unnecessary. Arriane became CMY'd and attempted to repaint the pub's notices using only primary mixtures. CMYK'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to four distinct colours beneath the bathroom lighting. Jevon was CMYK'd, appearing separately blue, red, yellow, and black under the neon. CN gassed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the sharp sensation in the eyes is merely wind on the walk home. Bladen was CN gassed and blamed the cold pavement for his watering eyes. CN'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has given every companion a catalogue number and expects it remembered. Angeleah got CN'd and addressed the barman as though he were entry seventeen. CNA'd adj. Having drunk more than the patient, and now requiring nursing assistance to locate water, spectacles, and the bed. Anquette was CNA'd by morning, helping nobody until someone helped her find the bathroom. CNB'd adj. You have drunk enough to scatter quietly through the house like small, unmanageable particles. Jimmiah got CNB'd and was discovered simultaneously near the sink and beneath the blanket. CNC'd adj. Having drunk enough to let your balance behave as though ordinary restraint had been mutually waived. Garrion went CNC'd at the landing and treated the banister as an optional suggestion. CNDerred adj. Drunk beyond the point where disarmament applies to the evening's remaining rounds. Simrandeep became CNDerred and called for the peaceful removal of every bottle on the table. CNF'd adj. Emboldened by drink to arrange the morning’s thoughts in stacked, conical layers and defend the arrangement. Bonnie-lee woke CNF'd and explained her breakfast architecture to Glennda. CNG'd adj. Of a drinker who has compressed the evening into a combustible, portable form. Neville was CNG'd and required only a small spark to discuss politics. CNIC'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a firm belief that naval installations require personal inspection. Gabriala became CNIC'd and checked the toilets as though they were a naval facility. CNL'd adj. Too drunk to express a thought except in a restricted vocabulary designed to prevent ambiguity. Demingo got CNL'd and described the missing umbrella using only approved constructions. CNM'd adj. Emboldened by drink to diagnose yourself with a rare muscle disorder and announce it as settled fact. Orphus got CNM'd and confidently explained his supposed muscle disorder to the landlord. CNN'd (/ˈsiːɛnɛnd/) adj. You are drunk and recognising the morning by patches, edges, and repeated local features. Jeevat arrived CNN'd and identified the kitchen through isolated details: tiles, tap, and one spoon.